Thigh-Sheeting

A sexual act, usually performed by male virgins, whereby they incorrectly slide their penis between the woman's thigh and bedsheet, and think they are having vaginal intercourse

"This bloke thought he was inside me, but he was thigh-sheeting. I let him have it"

by Gus123 August 5, 2015

Pink Sheet

a dirty and cheap hooker that is only called upon in the drunkest and sorriest mindset

Dude my friend Pat was so fucked up on bars last night he fucked a pink sheet from backpages.com

by fratlord6969 July 20, 2016

Spaceman bed sheets

Bedsheets, specifically duvets, made of a non-stick, teflon like material that make the removal of spilled fluids (mainly bodily) easier to remove.

"See my spaceman bed sheets? they got nought jizz on them and I'm flying them t't mooon"

by beavis4666 May 22, 2012

rap sheet

A person's criminal record. It's an abbreviation for the FBI's interstate "Record of Arrest and Prosecution sheet".

My rap sheet is as long as my arm.

by krisk December 18, 2012

Sheets and funnel

Sheets and funnel is a DMV slang term. Sheets refer to Bambu rolling papers and funnel refers to a lose leaf tobacco. This "funnel" is mixed with cannabis and rolled in a "sheet". Sheets and funnel is preferred by many people in the DMV over Backwoods and other blunts given multiple factors. These factors include: more economical, less chemical additives, better & slower burning.

DC Resident 1: Ayyy bruh why you not smokin' sheets and funnel
DC Resident 2: This is an organic Raw, what's sheets and funnel?
DC Resident 1: Bruh yo ass smokin BUTT naked! Sheets and funnel is weed and tobacco in a Bambu paper.
DC Resident 2: Bruhhh this is Gruntz in this Raw!
DC Resident 1: Bruh yo ass smoking Fruntz! And you smokin ASS NAKED lil boy!

by P2P narco May 8, 2019

Sarah Palin cheat-sheet

Writing any type of reminder to make yourself a cheat-sheet on your hand.

Especially useful for exams, tests, quizzes, speeches, talking in front of republican committees, speaking on fox news, or any other reminder that you needed.

Jonathan: Dude I have a test tomorrow that I haven't studied for.
Sweeta: Dumbass. You don't needa study.... Just make yourself a Sarah Palin cheat-sheet!

Sammy Wammy got an A on her test after using her Sarah Palin cheat-sheet.

by asswhole_with_a_dubya February 9, 2010

Sheetshock

Being left terrified after one of those moments where you feel like your falling whilst drifting in and out of sleep. Often the sufferer is unable to move, and cannot face sleep for several minutes.

One can also be classified as suffering from sheetshock if they have been sufficiently scared or made nervous by another person jolting in their sleep.

Guy-Ahh! My god that was bad sheetshock...Damn I need a drink but I can't move.

by KEJIAN February 26, 2009