sausage sheath

Another word for a condom

You better have a sausage sheath when you go over to her house tonight.

by Johnnyjackingjizzwizzard January 5, 2018

Pickle Sheath

Endearing term for the loved one that frequently sheaths your pickle, sharpens the sword, peels the banana, jerking my gherkin.

Goodnight my pickle sheath. I'll see you tomorrow.

by shaftzilla May 10, 2023

Sheamus O'Reilly

The real name of pretty much every Irish boy who is a ginger

Sheamus O'Reilly, why do you love potatoes so much?
Sheamus O'Reilly, did you have lucky charms for breakfast?

by luckoftheirish7777 November 23, 2009

Sheath

v. To have sexual intercourse, but connoting female empowerment in the act.

n. A vagina

v. {girls drinking tea and reading cosmo together} "Sally did you and Tom, you know...?" "What, did I sheath him? Hell yeah I did. I sheathed him good and dirty."

n. "Sally, I want your sheath" "Ok, Tom, here it is."

by A.F. Eminist March 30, 2009

Sheathing

The act of giving a handjob to an uncircumcised penis.

‘Mum caught me sheathing last night.’

by Yourdaddy01 October 30, 2018

Squid Sheath

When you slide your penis into a raw squid tube and feverishly masturbate. Post nut the squid tube can be discarded or sliced into rings and fried for some delicious calamari.

The squid tubes at the seafood counter looked extra slimy so I bought 3 for a little squid sheath action.

by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018

dick sheath

1) a girl, mostly hot ones, you have already had or just want to have sex with.
2) the above, sometimes in a derogatory context.

Jessica is so hot. She's kind of dumb, not a good girlfriend, but she makes a damn fine dick sheath.

by ammali September 30, 2009