Shlumpkin

When a girl is taking a dump while giving you oral sex.

oooo shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- a Shlumpkin

by shlumpkin she blumpkin August 16, 2009

Shumpei

a high class form of marijuana, originating from the far east in Japan. Shit gets you fucked up, similar to Kush.

"Shit, I got fucked UP off that shumpei last night!"

by Droogie May 24, 2006

Shrumpette

A dirty old woman that sniffs little boys bicycle seats.

did you see loren and steph being shrumpettes yesterday, haha yeah, wat a bunch of dirty shrumpettes

by + Steph =]. June 19, 2008

Shrump

The piece of skin on a penis where the scrotum meets the shaft, this piece of skin is sensitive and can get extremely itchy and irritable. It also may get sweaty during Sexual Intercourse.

Shrumping: A weird sexual pleasure/fetish where the male lifts up his penis and rubs his "sweaty shrump" on the upper lip of the other sexual partner.

I have an Itchy Shrump.

by Yeahman149 July 16, 2010

shlumpadinka

1.)a woman who has completely given up on herself; unstylish.

Mom, please don't go to the grocery store dressed like a shlumpadinka.

by M.E. Mangin April 10, 2008

shumpy shumpy

alabamaian term for pube sandwich

FUCK YES! mmmmmmm mmmmmm mothafuckaz! the other day darla shaved her stinky little vagina and she done did made me the best mothafuckin shumpy shumpy ive ever witnessed! mmm! FUCK YES!
fuck

by the ninja July 27, 2004

shrump

A dirty old man that sniffs little girls bicycle seats.

"That man just shrumped that little girls bicycle seat!"

by Priiiiick December 28, 2005