shawlynn the muffin

a very cool person

person 1: "who is shawlynn the muffin?"
person 2: "oh, a very cool person."

by liaia January 16, 2022

reverse shawlift

The act where items that you or your company owns is stolen while performing service at their site.

I had to go to the store and get more batteries and pens, because I got reverse shawlifted so much at that one company

by Ral_phie January 24, 2010

fucking shawns comming

that stupid nigger that nobody likes and he eats all your food. atracted to fat ass female whales

fucking shawns comming god damit i hate that stupid nigger

by Italian boy March 11, 2008

Shawlefy

1.) To break something beyond repair. Usually some technical piece of equipment.
2.) To injure yourself in a way that no one can comprehend. Such as tripping over a tree stump in the middle of a walking path.

If this installation doesn't go well, I'm going to shawlefy it.

by ObiWan October 20, 2003

Shawshanked

Any movie and/or t.v. Show that you get trapped into watching and can't stop. ie: Shawshanked redemption , band of brothers marathon, half baked, the Bourne identity

Sorry I was late but I got Shawshanked by ForrestGump

by Jerky griffith March 28, 2016

shawshank desk

A school desk a teacher pieces together using a chair and a small table for the comfort of fat students. This references Andy Dufrene's use of scrap resources to accomplish goals in "The Shawshank Redemption".

Larry's belly was so big the edge of his old desk cut into it. So the teacher moved him to the shawshank desk, and now his belly has lots of room and he can focus on his schoolwork.

by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011

Shawshank

The act of aligning your shit splash with other ambient sounds in the bathroom.

"It was so awkward. I had to Shawshank because my boss was pissing right next to me and I didn't want him to hear how big my shit was."

by Derps McSquirt September 12, 2012