The couch in the back that all the girls on the Maury show run to and start crying on when they find out that the guy they were 110% sure was the father of their baby in fact isn't. This is followed either by the guy doing a victory dance for the crowd or going to the fat hoe and comforting her crying, assuring her that he will help her find all 20 guys she had slept with prior to conceiving the child and get them to do a DNA test.
Maury: In the case of 6 month old Dequavis, Tyrone, you are NOT the father!
*Sharkisha then falls to the ground in disbelief and does a beeline straight to the sofa of shame*
*Sharkisha then falls to the ground in disbelief and does a beeline straight to the sofa of shame*
by go f0ck yourself September 15, 2019
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"Tom was feeling lonely so he logged on to facebook and treated himself to a wank of shame over a chick who had dumped him 10 years ago and was now happily married. And then he had a cry"
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posted with your arms around the toilet; throwing up a nights worth of alcohol or hugging the toilet as you throw up.
Despite having a great time at Dave Matthews, Johnny performed the hug of shame when returning home.
by tikimaster56 September 14, 2010
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Who are the inductees for the Hall of Shame this year?
A looooong list... Among others, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian.
A looooong list... Among others, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian.
by rperazag May 16, 2010
Get the Hall of Shame mug.the walk across campus in the same clothes as yesterday after you slept with someone and spent the night in their dorm room
Scott: hey man, nice hair - you doin the walk of shame?
Dan: what, me? ah... no... I, um, fell asleep in the library...
Dan: what, me? ah... no... I, um, fell asleep in the library...
by rorodlam June 1, 2004
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Dan: Hey Ted, switch ties with me and maybe no one will notice I'm doing the work of shame today.
Ted: Sure, but you reek like the bar and sex, so I doubt it'll help.
Co-worker: Nice mini-dress Stephanie! Doing the work of shame today?
Ted: Sure, but you reek like the bar and sex, so I doubt it'll help.
Co-worker: Nice mini-dress Stephanie! Doing the work of shame today?
by Lady Lilith February 8, 2010
Get the work of shame mug.The walk that you take after you eat way too much at a Chinese restaurant or Chinese buffet. A mixed feeling of shame, guilt, and overall displeasure with the decision that you have just made.
After stuffing ourselves with 4 pounds of chicken lo mein, me and Mike took the Wok of Shame back to work.
by itszando September 25, 2010
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