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self-five

To high five yourself, if none of your homies is around to show you some love.
From Scrubs:

Elliot: "...Dr. Kelso's riding me!"
The Todd: "I got next...whazza!? No-one? Self-five! (snaps) For the big dog!"
by PhilipSkovgaard September 4, 2009
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self-dx

self-diagnose.
when a person identifies themselves with a disorder (usually a mental or eating disorder).

please seek a professional opinion if you self-diagnose & strongly believe you have the mental illness you self-diagnosed. your self-diagnosis could be correct but you risk causing yourself further mental or emotional harm if you incorrectly diagnose yourself.
person one: i have borderline personality disorder
person two: really? when did you find out?
person one: a few days ago, i self-dx
person two: you should see a professional to make sure you're right. if you're wrong, you'll be treating the wrong problem & might make it worse instead of better!
person one: i'm pretty sure i'm right, but i guess i should make sure!
by GreenFox June 24, 2017
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Self Insert

A band, involved in psychotherapy and careful coaxing of reality, located out of central florida
Self Insert takes you to a new level and steals your identity
by wetandstink August 25, 2021
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Alibi Selfie

A picture taken of yourself, preferably with a recognisable backdrop and timestamp to prove that you are actually where you claim to be.
My girlfriend doesn't trust me and didn't believe that I was at my brother's house this morning... I had to send her an Alibi Selfie.
by G-Kel T-Rib Collab May 10, 2014
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Selfish Top

A top who makes sure he is pleased and only cares if he cums without getting the bottom off
Girl I slept with this guy last night and I spent all night giving him head and letting him top me until he came but then he just got up and left without doing shit for me. Fuck selfish tops
by QueenOfQueers August 30, 2016
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self ambivalence

loving and hating yourself.
my self destructive behavior is rooted in self ambivalence.
by dustix June 10, 2008
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Self Forever Sleep

Youtube friendly version of the word suicide
The man commited self forever sleep by jumping off a bridge.
by A_big_simp November 2, 2020
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