Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text)

Those several moments of temporary paralysis just after you realize you just sent the filthiest joke / dirtiest pictures / inappropriate comment / via any electronic method, to the one person you would never want to.

Example A:

You: Looking at "Hot Bubbles.wmv" "That's hilarious, I'll send that to Bob"

*Click*

You sit there with your mouth open realizing you just sent it to Bob your BOSS, not your cool friend Bob.

You're screwed. You are a victim of Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text). You can't move or speak.

Example B:

You: "Hi Mom yeah we had great weekend at the beach; I'll send some pictures, luv ya, bye."

You scroll through your phone and select a few shots and....
*Click*
you realize you just sent a picture of yourself pleasing your boyfriend on the ride home while while he's driving.

The look on your face frozen in terror is Sender Paralysis.

Usually subsides after a week of shame and humiliation. Take two laughing coworkers, a healthy dose of guilt from your Mom and call your shrink.

by jbcrazy88 April 2, 2010

Return to Sender

When having anal sex with a partner or gf, let her take a shit on your dick, wait till its done, then shove your dick back in her mouth, returning the forbidden chocolate back to the sender

Ronald: Hey, I just did a Return to Sender!

Travis: You mean that sex move with the poop!?

Ronald: No... the Minecraft achievement

by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020

Return to Sender

When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...

A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Texas Toaster Strudel, Frosting the Snowman, Creampie Christening

Dude 1: Bro I came in this girl last night and she was so wet when she came she shot my load back and it stuck to the wall

Dude 2: Bro that's wild! Guess she wanted to Return to Sender

by DJRoms December 3, 2020

Sender

A member of any website (in this case, a Neopets user) who sends death threats for fun/amusement. Death threat senders risk being iced (having their accounts disabled, or frozen) just to see little girls squeal and start Neoboard topics about how they're going to die.

Usually, Senders lurk on the Neoboards. Clicking on random (or not-so-random) usernames, they copy/paste threats and send them. Later on, the Senders watch as the people they sent threats to panic, comment on their threats, try to seek them out, or threaten to report them.

Some Senders:

-Teddy (letters were called 'Teddy letters')
-X-Ray (?)
-Saw
-Xuno
-Aidan
-L (based threats on plot of the manga 'Death Note')
-Jigoku Shojo
-*Orochimaru
-*Sasuke

*(based on the Naruto characters, of course)

-Kira (also based threats on 'Death Note')

The above Senders are all members of the FC, or 'Fan Clubs'. Unusually chaotic, these boards are the best targets for Senders. -hinthint-

"I just got the creepiest Neomail from a guy named L..."
"He must be a Sender."

by Sundai November 9, 2008

Return to sender

After recieving head piece from a bitch, she tries to return you man juice to you by kissing.

So I got dome from this chick, then she tried to give me the return to sender, and I was like, 'get the fuck out bitch, i dont want that shit back'

by Fitz April 9, 2003

Return To Sender

An act made famous by the horrific film swap.avi where one woman pushes another womans shit back into her arsehole.
(while watching swap.avi)

Guy1: oh my God what is she doing??
Guy2: Return to Sender!
Guy1: (vomits)

by k0nfl1ct November 24, 2010

return to sender

a fart that leads to a premature evacuation of the rectum, however the the payload is returned back to safety

Rocky: Farts, "Excuse Me"
Pete : "WTF that stinks"
Rocky: "Even worse, it was a return to sender"
Pete : (runs to the bathroom to puke)

by DJ Inside February 17, 2004