Senators Shower

When you are taking care of a foreign diplomat and they decide to bestow upon you a cultural gift of reverence. However, during the ceremony an unexpected wave of nausea overcomes the diplomat, they projectile vomit all over you, and then void at least 1.5 gallons of warm an malodorous (likely infectious) urine all over your new shoes.
- Hey did you hear Kaylynn got honored with a "Senators Shower" by that foreign dignitary?

- Wow Really, what an honor.
- Yeah, its definitely a major award, that kind of experience changes a persons outlook on life.
by Reedski December 07, 2021
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cuff the senator

She got me so turned on I had to go cuff the senator
by MeatCubed June 13, 2014
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senator cummies

A large big burly coco goblet names shaquife
by SenatorCumBum December 01, 2019
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senator zell

A complete freakout, made fun of by Jon Stewart on the daily show. Known for his actions of trying to challange a reporter to a duel.
ZELL ON EARTH
"I wish this was still the time when i could challange a man to a duel! just like Senator Zell, good ol republicans"
by ~~~James~~~ April 10, 2006
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senate probe

The act of gesturing with hands and feet between men's room stalls to solicit man on man but not gay sex.
performung a "senate probe" now means to perform hand gestures between men's room stalls..
by Well Hung September 01, 2007
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Senator Velveeta

In discussing why Senator John McCain is always on the Sunday morning political shows after losing the 2008 election to Barack Obama (12 times in 8 months), Davis X. Machina coined the term "Senator Velveeta" as such:

"McCain's a brand name. In a country where Velveeta™ is sold as cheese, McCain can be sold as a statesman."
I see that Senator Velveeta will be on Meet the Press, again!!.
by ascap_scab August 30, 2009
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Senator Hothead

Nickname of Senator John McCain (Rep-AZ), bestowed upon by several publications because of the hot temper he exude when being asked questions by reporters.
Reporter: "Senator McCain, did you have a conversation with Senator Kerry in the 2004 election?"

Senator Hothead: "Yes, bitch!! You know damn well I did!! Now back the fuck off!!"

Reportor: "To follow up, what did you guys talk about?"

Senator Hothead: "Bitch, it was a goddamn private conversation!!"
by mnihnuht March 08, 2008
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