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An extremely popular Internet catch phrase. Not necessarily typed in all caps. Sometimes shortened by omitting "THE." Also sometimes used with an intentional mispelling of "THE" as "TEH."

Many people think that having heated debates over the Internet is a pointless waste of time, no matter what the topic of discussion might be. Thus, this catch phrase was born. At times, the phrase makes a valid point. However, there are many people who overuse the phrase, thereby degrading it's merit and humor.
Person 1: I'm right and you're wrong!

Person 2: No, I'm right and YOU'RE wrong!

Person 3: THE INTERNET = SERIOUS BUSINESS
by forcryingoutloud August 17, 2006
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segously

Perpetually mischievous and horny, able to maintain a full erection instantly and infinitley.
The Wachousay Bagouser was feeling tres segously after his daily breakfast of 5 double espressos, 10 helium balloons, and 6 viagra.
by SirManth April 18, 2005
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Alonzo and Tracy Mourning Senior High

A school in North Miami with a cluster fuck of all ethnicity’s (a really bad idea). 90% of kids are addicted to weed or nic and people pop acid in class. Nobody gives a shit unless you fuck with them. If so, expect to be jumped by 15 black kids from Miami Gardens. Sunny kids make up 100% of the white population and are mostly rich or retarded (there are some good apples but that’s rare). Teachers are shit expect for Mr. Respondek, Mr. Schle, Mr. Jerger, and Chief. Football team is ass and can never win a game to save their fucking lives. At least we have Cheddah. 1/10 would not go there again.
Alonzo and Tracy Mourning Senior High? Isint it that school that’s always on the news for fights and has shit performance?
by JuulFeen6969 March 4, 2019
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Super Senior

Taking five years or more of high school. during your 5th+ year you are a Super Senior. also known as being on the five year plan
John Smith failed again, looks like heas going to be a super senior!
by Nick January 3, 2004
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Senior Author Presentation

The most dreaded project given to the Senior Class at Coram Deo Academy. The assignment is that the student choose an author and then do a ridiculous amount of research and writing about this author to present to the class. The ritual takes place in this order. 1) Present bound annotated bibliography as a sacrifice to appease the teacher, 2) Pray that the PowerPoint doesn’t screw up, 3) spread treats among the class to suppress there criticism, 4) give your lecture for 55 minutes. This assignment is used to create a “Dementor” effect on student. The project feeds off the happiness of the student leaving them with a hopeless amount of stress and biographies.
Person A: “Hey! You coming with us to see the movie tonight”
Person B: “Nope. I have to work on my Senior Author Presentation
Person A: “Oh yah. I forgot. Maybe we can do something after its over.”
by hodiedodie April 18, 2010
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Sergio

Basically a guy with a Huge dick, a big fat dick. He's the best at everything.
A Sergio is usually a bright and handsome young man. Very reserved and quiet but is very sincere in everything he does. They are the sweetest and most tender hearted people you will meet. When a Sergio warms up to you, he will be able to tell you anything and is very trustworthy himself. He will always be caught smiling or working hard. His only flaw is that he is usually kind of antisocial but makes up for it with his warm and intelligent personality. If you ever meet someone named Sergio, hold on to them tight.
He is very honest and very sincere, if you ever date a Sergio. You won't regret it.
by @myNameAMOSC@prohenis13 December 22, 2019
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serious friends

A relationship in which people who are more than 'more than friends' but not lovers. It is a step in the right direction for a couple looking for a genuine relation, and scary for those who fear commitment (or AC power).
Roommate 1: Where is Jeff tonight?
Roommate 2: He is visiting his serious friend... they are serious friends, dude....he'll back in the morning.
Roommate 1: Wow that's serious.
by MichiganBoy January 11, 2013
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