secondhand salami

Salami acquired through indirect means, or that passes through a middle man before reaching its final destination.

"If you purchased the salami from John at the bar, and not from the deli, that makes it secondhand salami."
"I'm not eating that. It's secondhand salami."

by JADrI May 30, 2017

Secondhand tbag

When someone uses their buddy's c pap machine as a dick holder

"Did Earl bring his c pap machine to the softball tournament? I'm gonna secondhand tbag it tonight!"

by Scienceprof August 12, 2017

secondhand dryness

When your friend sends you screen shots of texts from a fuckboi that are so gross/offensive/insulting, it makes you turned off too.

"That dick pic Chad sent you was so gross, it gave me secondhand dryness"

by jeremygotascooter September 26, 2017

Secondhand Susan

The act of being jacked off by your homie, cumming in your own hand and using your cum as lube to beat off your homie in return.

"Hey man , ever tried a Secondhand Susan?"

"Yeah , but whenever I go second my homies never return the favor."

"Damn ,they hit you with the Deceitful Donna. That's fucked up."

by IGotDaBullets May 12, 2023

Secondhand GoFag

A toxic secondhand immature kid who likes to make grounded videos, reaction videos W/clips (USER) videos, etc.

Oh no there’s a secondhand gofag on the loose!

by DokiYesPeppaNo VGCP January 29, 2023

secondhander

The transition made from one's dominant hand to his non-dominant hand when masturbating.

After about 4 hours, my right hand was cramping pretty bad, so I had to pull a secondhander. Worked like a charm.

by i am master b8s August 21, 2011

secondhand beer

When you or someone else opens a beer, tastes it, doesn't like it, and gives it to someone else to finish. Can also be used if you just drink someone else's open beer.

Man, I hate drinking Steve's secondhand beer. I wish he'd told us what he likes before we went to the liquor store.

by showagon96 October 5, 2007