silk salmoning

Having sexual intercourse whilst in red, silk boxers, holding a briefcase at exactly 62 degrees to the perpendicular, while in the middle of a large pool of salmon fishes, ignoring the life guard, all whilst dancing the highland fling.

That man is silk salmoning in the 2 year old ball pool! and he has my briefcase!

by Sir Oli G bumwart November 12, 2006

Seasoning

Shit white folk cant eat but claim they can because they were feeling sassy after eating a lightly salted lays chip a week ago

Some white kid: oh boy time for seasoning!
Mom: oh dont put to much season on there billy!
Some white kid: theres never to much salt mom!

by Bihwhat June 23, 2018

Seasoning Your Meat

Putting seasoning (i.e. parsley, thyme, etc.) on your junk before a blow job so it tastes better for the other party

Seasoning your meat:

Hey man I seasoned my meat for jill last night

Like a steak?

Yeah, but not that kind

I bet she loved it

You kidding? She asked for seconds!

by Neon Ninja Kills You November 4, 2009

Sessioning

To go out and own everything in your path...Sessioning is when you go explore a specific thing or place, chill, and just post/stay there.

Me: Yo G lets go sessioning, im bored.

G: Alright dude, lets session The Grand Hotel up ahead.

by Brian Owner May 9, 2007

Seasoning

To watch an entire television season in one sitting.

We spent yesterday seasoning The Walking Dead.

by Karb September 1, 2013

Seasoning the meat

Placing or drizzling a delicious substance on one's penis to make a blowjob better for the blower.
Putting food on the dick before it's sucked.

I threw some nutella on my dick just to season the meat for my girl.
Girl, he was seasoning the meat with some whipped cream last night.

by b&byc&kes February 16, 2017

Salmoning

When someone has the sudden urge to shit and they have to run to the bathroom almost as If it were a battle upstream. They start sweating. And often drive recklessly to get home or to the store. They try to move quickly but If they move to quickly their shit will come out.

My friend came over and we ate Chinese, that Kung Poa chicken had her salmoning on her way home.

by alarmchrono December 17, 2018