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scruff rape

When a woman has a fetish for men with scruff... She picks her men by the quality of their scruff and proceeds to spend the evening running her fingers through his scruff paying absolutely no attention to the man. Scruff Rape.
Amy met a guy at a concert and Scruff Raped him!
by ScruffRapedAtParadiso November 21, 2013
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scruff muffin

1. Looking out of sorts, disheveled, when hoping to get some action.
God I was ready to fuck him but I looked like such a scruff muffin!
by Keeley Aurora October 23, 2007
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Scruff McGruff

A person who is broke and/or stank & dirty looking.
scrub
Aww hell naw Pam,A I know that ol' broke down Scruff Mcgruff aint trying to holla at us. lol
by Weda03 July 24, 2003
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scruff dust

slang word for the illegal substance amphetemine sulphate,also known as speed
do you want a line of scruff dust?
by del boy September 25, 2006
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Liquor Store Scruff

A term used to describe, the really corny looking beard people under 21 grow every time before they go to the liquor store

Popular among guys in college and in highschool who bought fake ids and think a really patchy beard is gonna make them look old enough to not get caught
-"Mike you look homeless right now?"

-"I know I'm hitting the liquor store after class and as soon as I get back to my dorm I'm shaving"

-"Thank god cause that Liquor Store Scruff looked awful"
by mmcc1211 November 13, 2011
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scruff muff mcgruff

An extrememly hairy vagina, so hairy that small children are often found in it
I heard that when Ben disengages his pubes beard from Eileeen's scruff muff mcgruff it sounds like velcro.
by Matthew Levin September 7, 2006
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Adam 'scruff' Mitchell

A pronoun used to describe parentless, virgin, rag head wearing, yellow teeth stained, smegma riddled, shit flicking, fag ash snorting, turna baccy smoking, rodents that can't afford essential items in day-to-day society in order to survive which usually means they are extremely skinny, ragid, stinky and uncleanly.
You heard of that fella from Aberdeen? He's a proper "Adam 'scruff' Mitchell".
by 100% floyd May 28, 2025
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