The Full Scrooge McDuck

Fucking on and or in a hoard of gold, a treasury/bank vault, or a pile of money.

Dating a bank manager has it's benefits, he gave me the full Scrooge McDuck in the vault last night.

by lunartic39 March 24, 2017

ebeneezer scrooge

used to describe, often in a negative manner, someone who is stingy and crafty. a jew, if you will.

bro a. "man, what are you like, ebeneezer scrooge?"
bro b. "fuck you buzz killington"
bro c. "shut up ebeneezer scrooge, stop being such a stinge on your fucking chips man"
bro b. "you can all suck my dick"
bro a. and bro c. "fucking ebeneezer scrooge."

by broseidon brahhh January 16, 2011

myspace scrooge

A person, usually a parent in her mid-30s to nearly fifty that hates MySpace and anything that has to do with, or related to sites such as MySpace.com.

Kid: *looks at MySpace*
MySpace Scrooge: What are you doing?
Kid: Nothing much, just chilling on the internet, checking my MySpace
MySpace Scrooge: You should not be looking at MySpace. You could be stalked by some creepy guy or something like that....
Kid: Yeah, yeah, yeah... fuck you!!! You are such as myspace scrooge

by Bill Nye the MySpace Guy January 9, 2008

go Scrooge yourself

A phrase used when someone shows particular animosity towards the Christmas spirit, commonly to get them to bugger off and get with the season. Usually, it acts and supplements as a more personable and holiday appropriate way of telling someone 'go screw yourself'.

Person #1: Come on, turn off that Christmas music! It's so irritating!

Person #2: Don't be such a Grinch.

Person #1: Seriously, man. Don't make me come down their.

Person #2: You know what, dude? Go Scrooge yourself.

by ksamehtesol November 28, 2009

Cock Scrooge

A man who won't give sex with anybody, no matter how badly they want it. He will often take sex as long as it is handed to him easily, but he will never try to convince anyone else to have sex with him.

Jake never tries to get sex, what a lazy cock scrooge!

by DM692 January 5, 2010

Disney Scrooge

A person who has never appreciated the true magic of Disney. Someone who has had a very deprived childhood and is left with an empty space in their life where their love for Disney and all its magic should be.

-'Yeh I'll go to Florida but I don't want to do all the Disney stuff'
-'What?! That's like blasphemy. You're a Disney Scrooge!'
-'Bah Humbug'

by disneys biggest fan April 6, 2009

Ebanezer Scrooge

The Ebanezer Scrooge(Action)-A sexual act preformed on Christmas eve.


Procedure-

Step 1.On Christmas eve of any given year, take the milk and cookies normally placed on the mantle for Santa Clause off the mantle.

Step 2. Bring them to a sexually arousing place with your Female partner.

Step 3. Place your woman on her head and pour the milk into her vagina

Step 4. Dip the cookies into the milk and eat them with much enjoyment.

Verb for of the word or phrase- "Scroogeing"

"Oh hunnie, its so cold out, wanna do The Ebanezer Scrooge?"

or

"Damn baby, Christmas eve really makes me wanna Scrooge"

by My Brees Suck February 27, 2009