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Screwism

the person creating ideas of mistake and screw up with random behaviour on the furniture and ruined it
Person: who put my drawer with random thing
Person 2: idk some dude rn
Person: probably dude is in screwism
by Mozarabchan May 24, 2023
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Screws

Something you borrow from your aunt to expand your 0.0001 sq m apartment in New York. Required for securing galvanized square steel frames, only then can eco-friendly wood veneer be installed.
Little John spent his life savings on a 0.0001 square meter apartment in New York. But it's too small to fit even his pet Komodo dragon. So forst he borrowed some expansion screws from his aunt. First, he removed the windows, then, he expanded outwards using galvanized square steel. Secure them with the screws, then outfit with eco-friendly wood veneers.
by A dying goat May 31, 2024
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screwpex

A financial error or mistake in which expenses are incorrectly allocated between capital expenditures (CAPEX) and operational expenditures (OPEX), leading to inaccurate financial reporting, potential tax implications, and compromised decision-making based on flawed financial data.
1. "The finance team discovered a major Screwpex in last quarter's reports where IT infrastructure upgrades were incorrectly coded as operational expenses."

2. "After the audit, we realized we had a Screwpex situation with the software implementation costs, which should have been capitalized rather than expensed."

3. "The CFO called an emergency meeting to address the Screwpex issues that were distorting our financial ratios and misleading investors."

4. "New employees in accounting receive training specifically on avoiding Screwpex errors when categorizing maintenance versus improvements."

5. "The tax implications of last year's Screwpex will require us to file amended returns once we properly reclassify those building renovations."
by Audit The Auditor March 12, 2025
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Big screws!

by Sillit Shrew March 15, 2022
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Talking Screws To A Hammer

Putting too much effort into explaining something not pertinent to the listener.
This guy was explaining plumbing to a random web designer. He was totally talking screws to a hammer.
by Slowpoke8888 June 4, 2024
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Pocket screws

A phrase for when something is so brain-dead simple you could do it blindfolded, upside down, and running on two brain cells.
Fucking that slut was pocket screws brochacho
by Fuckassdefinitions September 18, 2025
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corkin' your screws

verb: 1) joking or kidding, or 2) to screw someone.
1. Dave: Hey, Tim, look over there! It's Radiohead!
Tim: REALLY?! WHERE????
Dave: Nah, I'm just corkin' your screws.
Tim: Fuck you.

2. Sam: Hey where were Rachel and Ben last night?
Emily: She was corkin' his screws.
Sam: ...
by UrMommmm!! April 28, 2010
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