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spooky scary skeletons

Are you joking? They are too spooky. Once I had this friend with a skeleton shirt and I pissed myself and turned into a pussy.
"Me: Are you joing cunt? Dat spooky scary skeletons"

"You: That turned me on gonna spam town of salem chat now"
by efwsr3d February 10, 2015
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Sclaybies

The skin disease that frat boys and sorostitutes can contract from sexual contact while blacked out drunk. The disease looks like the skin disease scabies, but is purple and probably the most gnarly STD known to man. Its effects are: cock blocking yourself, looking like a dick, liver spots, HIV, high blood pressure, and premature ejaculation.

The only way to avoid Sclaybies is to simply stop fucking muffintops.

There really is no cure for Sclaybies, but some doctors say that fucking hot ass sluts will make break outs less painful. Otherwise, your fucked for life.
Bro 1:"Dude Spence, did you get with that slam piece from Kappa last night?"
Bro 2:"Nah man, I hooked up with that Meghan girl from AGD.. I was so blacked out!"
Bro 1:"BRO! That bitch got sclaybies from that one D-chi last week! You got that shit now nigga!"
Bro 2:"Fuck.. I better start fucking some hot puss..."
by Great_White_Ape08 April 27, 2010
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cute girl scary

When a girl is so cute, yet intimidating, that she gives off a scary persona. These girls tend to delegate tasks to others in true lady boss fashion, but do so in such a sweet manner that you don't even notice that you're doing her bidding.
Raphael: Alexandria is really freaking cute.
Nathan: Yeah, but she's so intimidating!
Raphael: She's cute girl scary.
by raphattack June 20, 2013
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saray

the most trustworthy loyal smart caring girl you will ever meet . no one can replace a girl like saray. beautiful inside and out and is not afraid to speak her mind .pure heart of gold and will stand up for a friend in need . very nice body w great personality. she can be real wild once you get to know her
danggg saray is soo fine !
by xosarai December 3, 2018
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scrabbility

n.

a portmanteau of Scrabble and ability -

1. the ability to earn many points in Scrabble with obscure words;

2. the ability to believably lie about blatantly falsified words in Scrabble and get away with it.
I totally deceived Jasmine into believing "cugy" was a word with my highly-honed scrabbility, and received seventeen points.
by RazzyFoxtrot September 22, 2007
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scary simon

A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women
I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table
by Mike Oxsmall June 13, 2008
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