Schwindenhammered

The act or prcoess of consuming alcholic drinks until you are completely hammerd and blackout.

Did you see Tim the other night. Yeah he was Schwindenhammered.

by Mr. Schwindy October 7, 2011

Schwang Wang Wang

A unique TYT (The Young Turks) response to any lame attempt at humor, roughly analogous to the "wah wah wahhhhhh" muted trumpet sound frequently used in '60s era sitcoms and elsewhere to punctuate a rather obvious or trite joke. Cenk has used "shwang wang wang" this way in his personal lexicon for many years, but later appended it with "Debbie Schlussel" to mock the tone and delivery of the Michigan-based conservative blogger's unintentionally hilarious YouTube videos. See also "Debbie Downer."

Debbie: "The queen of daytime talk has endorsed B.O.... no, not the smelly B.O., but the Presidential B.O."

Cenk: "Schwang wang wang, Debbie Schlussel"

by TYT Army January 23, 2011

schwingularity

The moment your chubber crosses the line to become a full-fledged hard-on

Damn, the teacher called me to the blackboard seconds after I crossed the schwingularity. I was so embarrassed. How's that for bad timing?

by hodag1966 October 11, 2015

Schlinglebobbing

The act of what is known as "retard language" used amongst retards and people going to brock U.

Blacksh: eUGHhhHH >.<
King: guy wtf is you doing
Blacksh: Dude i'm j schlinglebobbing why you aint levelin w me

by goat23.4 November 4, 2023

Sching

What your friends yell when, during a night out drinking, you become extremely tired, slur your speech and eventually fall asleep. The sound of the reaper's scythe when he catches up with you.

Look at Barnes! He might have had one too many. SCHING!!

by Shames September 26, 2017

J-Schwiggity

Slang term for young Oakville professionals named Joel Carroll with grotesque and deformed big toes.

Q: Sup kidddd, did you see J-Schwiggity's big toe?
A: Yeah Sunnnn, it's Chiggits. At least he's not two-face.

by DangerDiggity August 10, 2012

Shwing

A noise that a man makes when a fine woman walks by, usually meaning a sort of erection. This will sometimes be accompanied by a pelvic thrust.

*three fine women walk by
Shwing, shwing, shwing

by Judas Sucks January 16, 2005