The University of Toronto Schools

An academically centred private high school in Canada (Grade 7 to 12). Has the advantage of not having child molesters under their payroll (Upper Canada College!). Regularly wins in everything besides sports (exempting girls sports, and swimming).
Contains four houses: Althouse, Cody, Crawford, Lewis. These houses contain roughly one fourth of the school each.
It also has the advantage of MPGC, the greatest club ever. Why? Well, you can play computer games.

Alex Ling is so damn hot.

UTS is supreme.

by Mr. Pencil February 25, 2004

schooliitis

A very serious disease. The person with schoolitis needs to stay away from school and sleep as much as possible. It is most commonly found during the last few months of school (April, May, and into June.
Symptoms: constant drowsieness, colds/sneezing, sleeping for 33 hours in one weekend and still being tired,irritability,just never feeling well.
Prevention: do not stress over the troubles of school.
Treatment: do not go to school, instead stay home and sleep (outside if possible), continue sleeping and not worrying about school.
If affected, treat as soon as possible.

Kristen has Schoolitis!

by Kristen April 18, 2005

good schools

code word for "schools without poor visible minorities" mostly found in lily-white suburban and exurban areas.

Used mostly as a code word along middle and upper-middle class white people who believe culturally insulating their children will lead to them growing up to be successful consumabots.

Steve and Chloe moved out of the city and bought a 5,000 sq. ft McMansion in East West Bumfucksville to send their daughters Madison and Taylor to the good schools found there.

by smd80 October 15, 2008

farragut schools

farragut high/farragut middle is probably the worst school in knoxville. everyone there is fake and annoying asf. it’s filled with the weirdest kids ever and shitty ass teachers

nobody like farragut schools , please shut that shi down

by Whotfaskedlol September 6, 2021

Schooling

Function:
The progressive form of the verb to school.
Definition:
To get own3d (or pwn3d,) to suffer great humilation, to straight up loose.

Upon her arrival to the Bean, Molly will receive a schooling in both ping-pong and bowling.

by Da Jonas Brothers December 17, 2008

Schoolitis

The strong, mysterious feeling of anxiety while attending school. You can't quite put your finger on it, but it ALWAYS comes around when you're at school, and is replaced with extreme boredom when summer break comes around... it's school's way of saying, "Ha! You're fucked now!"

"Ugh... why do I feel so sick? Must have a terrible case of schoolitis."

by Schoolitis Victim October 7, 2009

University of Chicago Laboratory Schools

Best school in the country that is not in New York. President Obama sent his kids to the school, and that is just one of the abnormally high status attendees who went to the school. The school is filled with rich snobs who look down at anyone who doesn't have a 4.0 GPA or is mentioned in some article in some famous newspaper about some overachievement. The kids who go there are abnormally smart but they know how to party. They study hard, but they party harder. Abnormally rich parents send their kids to UCLS when they are in Kindergarten so that they are brainwashed so early and don't know anything besides A+'s and expensive cars and penthouses. Unless your the kid of one of the teachers. Then your lucky to get in on half off the tuition. Whenever you tell anyone you go to UCLS, kids are amazed because they just hear University of Chicago.

Random public school kid, "Hey which school do you go to?"

Rich private school kid, "I go to the University of Chicago Laboratory Schools."

Random public school kid, "Whoa you go to the University of Chicago!?!? but your really young!?!"

Rich private school kid, "No dumbass. I'm 15, and even though i skipped to grades, I'm not going to go to college before i can drive."

Random public school kid, "So which district is it part of."

Rich private school kid, "No dumbass, we're not part of a district cuz we're a private school."

Random public school kid, "Whoa you go to a private school!?!? So are you really rich??"

Rich private school kid, "I live in a 2.5 million dollar condo in downtown Chicago. and my parents drive 2 new $100,000 mercedes cars, an Aston Martin, and a vintage ferrari. So what do you think.

by goldcoast48 November 7, 2010