an individual who goes out of his or her way to appear to their peers on the internet to be far more cultured, intelligent, and informed than anyone else--thanks to their broadband connection to the internet and their extensive practice using search engines.
So i was winning for a change by nearly 69 points in my trivia chatroom and this 'google scholar' thought he could just march right in and take over.
by getnpsi September 6, 2008
Get the Google Scholar mug.A term which essentially means 'Chillin'', or simply relaxing at home. Taken from the movie Pineapple Express, in the scene where the drug dealer Red bounces a gym ball and explains how he has been spending his day, "tryna get a mothafuckin scholarship, chillin!"
Sean: "Dude, now that you quit your job, what do you do all day?"
Chester: "I've just been tryna get a mothafuckin' scholarship"
Chester: "I've just been tryna get a mothafuckin' scholarship"
by kay lost September 15, 2009
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Bill: "Hey, did you hear Carmen banged Chris at the party last night?
Steve: "Yeah, she's such a cock scholar."
Steve: "Yeah, she's such a cock scholar."
by Dommy Style May 29, 2007
Get the Cock Scholar mug.Individuals who troll others on Youtube by making comments to videos that are generally insulting and/or have explanations and facts to videos that otherwise don't require them. These facts or insults are completely unnecessary, and the individuals who post them generally have no lives, live with their parents, and play World of Warcraft all day long. Also, these ignorant, pompous, uncouth nerds live in their basements, have neckbeards, and breathe through their mouths, lacking any real form of education, else they wouldn't fucking be putting what little brainpower they have in Youtube comments.
"Why the hell are these douchebags barking about Communism and the USSR just because they see a fucking video with the Soviet Union National Anthem?"
"I don't know, just a bunch of fucking worthless Youtube Scholars if you ask me."
"I don't know, just a bunch of fucking worthless Youtube Scholars if you ask me."
by originalwhackmaster October 18, 2009
Get the Youtube Scholar mug.This term is generally used when two or perhaps a few more people debate something so obscure, or perhaps simply uninteresting to the general public, that they are the only people on the planet who know about the subject, and therefore know so much more about this specific subject than everyone else that they can only be deemed "scholars" on the subject.
Ex. 1
Scholarly debater 1:
"The other day my friend from Finland and I got in an argument over whether or not it was proper for Miklos Spanyi to use a piano forte rather than a period instrument such as the harpsichord in his recent recordings of Carl Philipp Emanuel Bach's keyboard concertos. We thought it would be on the news.. but it wasn't."
(sadly this is for the most part a true story)
Normal person: "The fuck are you talking about??"
Ex. 2
Scholarly debater 2
"More recent lab studies on Rhesus monkeys have suggested that old studies showing that cannabis damages the hippocampus were based on unsound and dishonest methods (not surprising since they were government sponsored) and that even at 100 times the amount that would get you high, there is actually a total lack of any long term effects on the hippscampus region of the brain."
Normal Person: "Hippo what?? fuck this, I'm going to go smoke a bowl."
Scholarly debater 1:
"The other day my friend from Finland and I got in an argument over whether or not it was proper for Miklos Spanyi to use a piano forte rather than a period instrument such as the harpsichord in his recent recordings of Carl Philipp Emanuel Bach's keyboard concertos. We thought it would be on the news.. but it wasn't."
(sadly this is for the most part a true story)
Normal person: "The fuck are you talking about??"
Ex. 2
Scholarly debater 2
"More recent lab studies on Rhesus monkeys have suggested that old studies showing that cannabis damages the hippocampus were based on unsound and dishonest methods (not surprising since they were government sponsored) and that even at 100 times the amount that would get you high, there is actually a total lack of any long term effects on the hippscampus region of the brain."
Normal Person: "Hippo what?? fuck this, I'm going to go smoke a bowl."
by Max Senalger August 25, 2011
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Get the Schoolag mug.In the college world, many honors students get financial aid through what is called a "work scholarship".
This is, for all intents and purposes, indentured servitude.
The work itself is almost always menial and meaningless, and it is easier to schedule an interview with manti te'o's girlfriend than it is to find out how much the scholarship is actually worth. But rest assured, you will never see a dime of your "wages".
Also,if you come up short of the 75 required work hours in the semester, prepare to have your balls lopped off.
This is, for all intents and purposes, indentured servitude.
The work itself is almost always menial and meaningless, and it is easier to schedule an interview with manti te'o's girlfriend than it is to find out how much the scholarship is actually worth. But rest assured, you will never see a dime of your "wages".
Also,if you come up short of the 75 required work hours in the semester, prepare to have your balls lopped off.
Person 1: "Did you get in to that college?"
Person 2: "Yeah, and I got offered a work scholarship!"
Person 1: "I thought indentured servitude was illegal?"
Person 2: "Yeah, and I got offered a work scholarship!"
Person 1: "I thought indentured servitude was illegal?"
by Joejitsu101 February 16, 2014
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