Schlomped

When you get absolutely shit on, fucked, or destroyed in any context. Most usually in a game or sport

Damn dude, a 3 stock? This kid getting Schlomped on!

by Jake 🅱️Aul February 27, 2021

Poop schloopping

The act of schloopping poop; when one uses said poop in order to maintain or claim territory. Commonly used by monkeys however, has transitioned to humans.

World War 3 is said to be the war of poop schloopping

by Pooppy queen April 10, 2019

schloom

a grimey person; a grime ball

kelly and tess are schlooms. they blow me off all of the time.

by Nate Nate the Snake March 3, 2007

Schlumpa

(noun) 1) a nasty ass skank weeve of a female. said female will fuck and suck anything in sight.
2)a word forever immortalized on an episode of the 5th Wheel.

Frank: "You see Carol with that fire extinguisher?"
Estelle: "Yeah, she's such a schlumpa"

"Youz a schlumpa"

by kobrands December 13, 2008

dowsch-schlomp

1) A giant, sweaty douchebag.
2) A big fuckin greasy, cocky wop making a fool out of himself on the dancefloor at a bar or club.

God damnit, who let the brigade of dowsch-schlomps in here, lets drink somewhere else.

by reimtime August 26, 2006

schloopie

When you first wake up in the morning and you take a piss your penis looks really sad.

Man, my penis looked really schloopie today when I woke up.

OR!

Man, my penis is a sad ol' schloopie!

by Estuardo November 28, 2005

schlomp

1) To pass a vehicle that should be faster than yours. 2) To out-hustle or out-perform someone or something that everyone would have expected to be better than you.

The guy in the sports car was revving the engine like he was hot stuff, but I totally schlomped him with my El Camino.

by Rico Detroit June 14, 2008