schlick

The opposite of “schlong,” especially when schlong is assumed to imply a normal sized unit.

She said that he didn’t quite have a micro penis, but more of a schlick.

by Gharles May 24, 2018

schlik't

shit licked

G.W. was walking down the street and got schlik't by two gang members.

by city schlikers February 21, 2009

Schlimple

When some one with a low IQ has one leg longer than the other and it affects their walk.

"Shes been schlimple since birth, put together totally wrong."

by Aggs87 December 12, 2013

Schlim Schlom

To set time aside for something important, but then slack off and do various unimportant things like watch YouTube videos

If you hadn't schlim schlomed around for two hours after school, you would be done your homework

by sludgewagon April 9, 2017

Schlinkus

A person most likely under the influence of some form of herbal intoxicant.

"Bro are you schlinkus right now?!"
"Ya bro I straight up cant feel my legs."

by mrduckonqwack March 14, 2019

Schlimpin Bananagins

Jake Hekler.

Jake Hekler: "I am simpin so hard for this girl."
Mengy: "So you are schlimpin bananagins?"

by Meat Day March 9, 2020

Schlicked

The act of being high.

Crodie waguan. Me and the mandem were straight schlicked last night.

by jewishjewler October 20, 2020