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scheise

"Scheise" is the anglicized spelling of the German "Scheiße" (with "ß" being the German letter representing the double "s" sound). Its English translation is "shit". It is often used (much like in English) as an expletive.
Any instance in which you would use the English word "shit" (again, especially as an expletive), one can substitute "scheise" or "scheiße". While not exactly scholarly references, one can hear the word used in film in the movies "Bourne Identity" (spoken by Bourne's German girlfriend) and "Austin Powers" (spoken by Dr. Evil).
by Zack Grey May 13, 2008
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schlifskeitis

A disease where constant snorts with snot and spit and nastys is the problem. It's usually very loud and usually breaks the silence in the middle of class. Common in reading teachers.
Person A: Wow! Our teacher did a huge snort last period.

Person B: Yeah, I bet the whole school heard it! I bet she has schlifskeitis
by james.watson May 14, 2009
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scheisskopf

german for shit head.

alternate spelling is scheißkopf
Du bist ein scheisskopf!!!
by wraith August 30, 2004
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Schlin

The "Schlin" aka a "Gaper", is an asshole that exceeds in circumference (About the size of a quarter/half dollar)- Due to many acts of anal sex, especially double penetration. A schlin will cause pain to your butt when moved around.
Mike: Dude, Austin, remember that chick from the bar last night? We fucked and now she has a schlin!
Austin: That's gross, dude.
by SkyFor8een January 2, 2009
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Scalies

Also see furries
A Scalie is basically someone who roleplays being a lizard-like human. Variations can include dragon people or snake people.
Theres a clan of scalies online, they are all half-dragon
by fboltstrike December 17, 2008
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Heilige Scheisse

When I recognized my best friend's hypocrisy, the only thing I could say was Heilige Scheisse
by MeHRaN The HellioN October 23, 2008
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Scalia

(a) A voyeur or someone that does not believe that anyone has a right to privacy.
(b) A belief that one's high position insulates oneself from charges of unethical conduct.
Tom is such a scalia when he is near the girl's bathroom.
by Lawyerbot December 26, 2005
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