schlumped

Crouched over in an old ass fashion

That dude was so drunk he schlumped over

by Spazzydizzle March 19, 2014

Schlarpei

The term Schlarpei was first used by Tycho (Durandal) On the Freelancer Discovery Mod Roleplaying Community in reference to a sharpie. It has since come to refer to Tycho's upcoming Freelancer mod based on the Neo-Terran Front.

Tycho: m so fukng drunk due.
Saronsen: Uh, Justin, you're underage xD
Tycho: 17 int underage spleeman
Enchie: Tycho why you rape Irwin?
Irwin: I was high on Sharpie so I didn't see it coming
Tycho: Fuk ur Schlarpei
Enchie: ICHS?
Irwin: Indefinitely

by iMexan(RUS) December 5, 2010

Schlammed

When you think you are doing something really good but in reality you suck.

Also If someone else besides yourself is doing something really good

Man look how beast I am at this game.

Bro you just got 1 and 20 you got schlammed.

Did you see that fight the other guy got schlammed.

by Princeman12 August 20, 2012

Romper Schlomper

When a person smokes the last of the marijuana through a bong and then tips the bong water over their penis before receiving a blow job.

Oh no! Harry is about to have the last bong! Quick who wants to give him a Romper Schlomper?

by Nuronix October 15, 2021

schwampe

sweaty curdled crusty undies. Something that happens in your underware after wearing them for 3 or more days, In which you have gone running, and had sex mulitiple times.

No honey, we can't mess around tonight, I've got schwampe undies. Or honey you may not want your head down there, I've got schwampe undies.

by karistal June 12, 2009

Corona-Schlamper

someone who doesn't care about the deadly virus und risked the life of 8 Mio people and helps spreading the virus, by not accepting and not following the corona rules.

Same goes for Corona-Spasti.

there is no sexual content. the main word here is corona.

Sie repräsentierte sich als Corona-Schlamper und zeigte ihre Unzufridenheit, vom letzten Arier ignoriert zu werden, mit immensen Psychose-Anfällen, dass heute noch dem letzten Arier der Schädel brummt.

by coolcommand2 August 19, 2023

schlumpe

When you take a straw and stick it in a gay guys ass and he farts and the dirty fuck on the other end of it sucks that schlumpe right in there.

Justin Young takes the rotten straw and takes in the sweet taste of Can mans schlumpe.
Dude you look like a fuckin schlumpe.

by Dirty donkey puncher July 25, 2008