Schmeen

Attractive white girl, also know as a "snowflake"

Damn thats one fine ass Schmeen!

by Dont worry about it... June 26, 2006

schmenis

An often misunderstood and rarely used form of the word penis. Though it's use is now limited it is ever increasing in poularity.

I got the meanest schmenis.

by David Philip Anderson April 4, 2007

Kardashian Scheme

Creating situations to generate income and attention from sponsorship and press using a false or fraudulent platform.

Such situations can and may include:

Planning and undertaking a fake engagement and wedding.
Secretly assisting in the release of a Sex Tape featuring you.
Appearing on a show about dancing, when you can't dance.

I can't believe I paid one million dollars to release the first photos of this wedding after it turned out to be fake, this is such a Kardashian Scheme.

by Bradley Laborman November 2, 2011

schmenge

A Belgian or more likely Dutch cycling fan who, after three solid days of drinking at the top of a mountain pass, has devolved from a Schlug. Schmenges are differentiated from Schlugs in that they are abusive to cyclists.

Popularized by Bob Roll during Tour de France coverage

The schlugs having transmogrified into schmenges at the Schmengefest - catcalled to the Tour de France cyclists.

by Jim H July 14, 2004

scheming

developing a system to success!!!

Plotting and scheming the future of my career.

by BigBossDog420 November 27, 2013

schmender

Congratulations you schmuck douche bag.

Someone passes out and collapses.
Response: Schmender!

by Bob " the Living Schmender" Smith January 11, 2008

Shemen

When Semen and Feces mix during anal intercourse! Semen + Shit = Shemen.

"Dude the marshmallow and chocolate dripping from your 'smore looks like shemen!"

"I pulled out of her ass after I came and my dick was covered in shemen!"

by Chris M. R. May 6, 2008