scary simon

A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women

I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table

scary simon by Mike Oxsmall June 13, 2008

Scary Uncle 

A classic pool move made popular in 2006. It's when you do a front flip into the pool and pull your pants down mid flip. The purpose is to land in front of someone and splash them. It's usually directed toward children or friends.

"Dude, I heard Tony scary uncled Chuck twice at the pool today. And he said he's gonna do it again!"

"Tony scary uncled every little kid at my pool today. Some kid's dad kicked him out."

Scary Uncle by Royce da59 July 6, 2010

scary mesa

housing section on Marine Corps Base Camp Pendleton. known for being ghetto and low quality.

I hate living in scary mesa, its so ghetto!

scary mesa by lcpl smuckatelly October 18, 2010

Scary Nigger 

A black guy that when you see him yours balls hide, you grab your wallet and you run.

Oh my god thats one fucking scary nigger lets be out of here

Scary Nigger by Ohmyjesus January 9, 2009

Scary dog friend 

Basically a friend that is scary to others outside of the friend group, the person is usually alt and they have the same effect on strangers as walking with a Rottweiler

Alex is my scary dog friend, when I want to walk alone at night I call them

A.J. Scares off creeps, he's totally a scary dog friend

Scary dog friend by Jupiterianperfection May 6, 2021

Scary Movie 3 

The absolute best parody movie that I've ever laid eyes on.

It's basically a mix of a parody of The Ring, a parody of Signs, a parody of Eight Mile, and a parody of a whole lot of other movies.

George:
Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through. Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up! Check it out. I'm a white boy, but my neck is red. I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread. My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail. Me and Buffy spend every winter in Vail. How many bitches have I slapped? Zero. UH! And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero. I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm, Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him. I can't dance, I wear khaki pants, my middle name's Lance, my grandma's from France. So maybe I'm whack 'cause my skin ain't black, but you can't talk smack 'cause whitey just struck back!

Scary Movie 3 by Ben Kenobi June 4, 2005

scary beaver 

n: a scary looking vagina

Man this chick i was gonna hook up with last night had such a scary beaver that i almost threw up just looking at it

scary beaver by Senior Suave July 14, 2009