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Shlomo Sixt

A useless car rental company in Israel where all of their cars are falling apart.
"I rented a Mazda 5 from Shlomo Sixt in Israel, the piece of shit was missing to hub caps , one rear view mirror and one seat belt. The sales person told me, you dont need hub caps, they fall off anyway" Useless Sixt!
by Sharone B January 28, 2009
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Shlomo-The-Homo

A Gay Jewish Man, named Chuck, living in Chula Vista. He drives a Porsche and likes to suck a lot of dick. He swallows nerm by the fucking boatload. He prays to Abraham each day for a large black man to anally rape him.
"While at synagogue last week, I saw this Shlomo-The-Homo there, lighting the menorah and wearing his yarmulke, and he was also sucking a lot of cock."
by Roger Jenson January 6, 2005
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Selom

Possibly the most awesome person to come into exsistence. Many people are not called Selom because they are simply not worthy. It's a unique name of which God chooses who they allow to pronounce it properly, simply because commonfolk such as "David" and "John" simply are not important enough for such a powerful name.
Our Selom, who art in heaven. Halloed be thy name, thy kingdom come, thou will be done as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive all trespassers, as we forgive those who trespass against us, and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen
by RickyJohn December 7, 2010
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sloming

An acronym which stands for "sticking leeches on myself." It was coined by an Above the Influence commercial which depicts high school students who are addicted to sticking leeches on themselves-supposedly to get high. The commercial used the term metaphorically to show how the power of peer pressure can influence adolescents to do dumb things-leeches truly cannot get a person high. However, the ad has had an ironic effect. Some brainiacs who view the commercial believe that leeches (which tend to carry many harmful diseases) can actually cause one to become high. Thus, "sloming," which is probably worse for one's health than pot, has actually become a practice among some naive teens.
"Hey do you wanna go sloming tonight?"
"Dude, that's not real"
by mealsss January 9, 2007
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Slompis

A fat penis that has a crusty foreskin and belongs to a homosexual.
Doctor, The cream you gave me doesn't aid my Slompis.
by Crapmigs January 14, 2011
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shlomby

The air, sometimes confused with methane, expelled from a man's penis.
As Julie and I embraced each other, I met her delicate queef with a juicy shlomby.
by El Poopo November 9, 2003
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Shlomi

Shlomi is very cool
by amyz_o February 21, 2021
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