An extremley fast and agile car that is light years ahead of anything, it grips the ground like its on rails and its gutsy v-6 can demolish imports left and right
That ls2 just destroyed that 300zx.
by the car guy February 6, 2005
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Man 1-"You got anything to drink?"

Man 2-"Saturn Juice"

Man 1-"What's that?"

Man 2-"The juice made from the many rings of Saturn"

Man 1-"Are you fucking on something?"
by Jarrod Boon January 20, 2008
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The biggest dildo ever made by man.
It was capable of fucking the sky to take people (such as the Crapollo and Fapollo asstronauts) to the Moon.

It fucked the sky harder than men could ever fuck women.
It created the most extreme form of rape by all definitions (such as sky rape and ear rape).

It was so powerful that even the Muslims heard and felt it’s almighty power, making them shout ALLAHU AKBAR until it disappeared into space.
Ben: I find dildos interesting to search on.
Gregory: Do you remember the Saturn 5?
Ben: Yeah, it took men to the Moon?
Gregory: I remember.
Ben: That must’ve been the biggest and most powerful dildo ever made.
Gregory: It sure was, and it could be felt so many miles away.
Ben: It must’ve raped everyone harder than anything else could.
Gregory: Yeah, even from miles away.
by gregben February 7, 2022
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When a few homosexual teenage boys get together to make music that will make your ears bleed.
"Dude, last night was wack."

-"I know! That was Midnight at Saturn!"
by Cleopatra Switchblade October 16, 2011
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Like the NASA rockets, a three stage shit, usually after a night of drinking. It's a hard, knotty turd followed by a soft clay-like shit and topped off by loose toilet spray.
After drinking $1 drafts all night and the White Castle, I fired out a Saturn rocket this morning.
by theangrybeard September 15, 2014
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A video games console created by SEGA. It was the sucessor to the SEGA Genesis/Mega Drive. The Saturn was 32-bit and the games were stored on CDs, opposed to the catridges from before.

Sega planned to bring out a new console that would have the "most advanced 2D graphics ever" but after seeing the specs for the new Sony Playstation, they had to have a serious re-think. The new Sega console, called SEGA Saturn, was given more chips that meant it could compete with the Playstation, but it was highly difficult to devlop for.

The console didn't sell very well at all, especially in America. Multiple software delays and a lack of games from 3rd party publishers meant not many bought it. The console was only a real sucess in Japan.

The Saturn could do much better jobs of 2D games than any other console, but the 3D games would often looks worse than Playstation.

However the Saturn has become a collector's prized possesion in recent years with a big market available.

Key games for the Saturn include Nights, SEGA Rally, Street Fighter Alpha 2, Radiant Silvergun, Virtua Fighter 2 and Panzer Dragoon Saga.
Saturn versions of 2D games were very good, but 3D games somtimes lacked compared to the Playstation versions.
by Galvatron January 8, 2005
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An intense, melodic death metal band from California. Sick vocals and extreme instrumentals, Rings of Saturn is one of the most extreme bands I've heard.
Friend 1: "Dude, check out this band I found called 'Rings of Saturn.'"
*Plays Inadequate from the album Ultu Ulla.
Friend 2: "Bro, this band is extreme!"
*Both friends proceed to headbang.*
by K. Williams December 7, 2018
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