Try-Sarah-Tops

When your name is Sarah, and you think you are TOP shit, and ring in on a conversation only to TRY too hard and make it awkward, in turn, making everyone else feel awkward which leads to an awkward silence. Sarah has no arms and then tries to tell a joke to regain her cool friend status.

Group: "Oh how was work today?"
Try-Sarah-Tops: "Yellow."
Group: "uuurgh."
Group: Silence

Try-Sarah-Tops: "knock knock"
Group: "Who's there?"
Try-Sarah-Tops: "Not Sarah."
Group: More silence

by Sarah's neighbour August 27, 2021

Sarah

She is the epitome of beauty. Her smile is like no other, melts my heart every time. Every time i see her she can't help but shine. So smart and so sweet and undoubtedly loyal. Her personality and passion for life are so evident; she lights up every room. Her love for her family and Christ are always unmatched. Though she wears all black she has a heart of gold. Met countless others before you but no one else compares. A perfect 10, you've had me since day one. I could give you the world and still you deserve more. Hope you know how special you are. My only dream come true is to make you all mine!!!

To my everything- Sarah

by Some_Old_Guyy December 30, 2019

Sarah

One of the most amazing girls in the world. She's beautiful and charming and smart, and doesn't precisely know what she wants in life, but tries her hardest most of the time.

Very imaginative and musical.

Loves Harry Potter and writing.

Likes a good physical sport, like tennis.

Kind to everyone she knows.

Girl 1: Did you see Sarah in the hallways today?
Girl 2: I want to be friends with her. She has such grace and poise.

by Sarahsteryous September 9, 2018

Sarah Johnson Special

Taking 2 sausages at once see double penetration

“Cullen I’m gonna take you to Denny’s and make you get the Sarah Johnson Special.”

“Damn I didn’t know she was down with the Sarah Johnson Special, I’m gonna let my friends know”

by Bnnie October 28, 2017

Sarah Syedis

When you have an uncontrollable cough that lingers for months at a time. Can bruise ribs to the point of hospitalization. Possibly resulting from copious amounts of room temperature Coca-Cola.

"Are you OK?" "Yes, just suffering from Sarah Syedis."

"Is that your allergies acting up?" No, its Sarah Syedis!"

by Marioooooooooooo April 24, 2019

Sarah

An artsy shy girl that loves to be with her friends. She can be found singing tunes or hanging around outside enjoying the beauty of nature. Sarah is a beautiful individual that cares about others and is happy when she sees other people happy. She prefers being with friends rather than being alone but is happy when she can catch some free time for herself once and a while. Sarah's like to read and write, and be creative whenever they get the chance. If you have the chance to meet a Sarah, you are one lucky person.

Why that's Sarah of course.

by ThatCoolKidYouMetAtThatPlace May 27, 2011

Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders

A woman who needs no introduction; the spokeswoman for the worst con man in the entire Universe who can't utter three words in a row without lying. A moronic demigorgon who uses taxpayer dollars and the crushed burnt dreams of the American people as smokey eyeliner.

Did you see that huckster MAGAt Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders on Fox and Friends today? She got eviscerated. On a Trump-friendly network. And kept on conning! In the same week John Kelly and Secretary of Offense Jim Mattis leave the cabinet, the economy is crashing, and there's a looming government shutdown, Hucksterbee keeps lying.

Me: How do you know if Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders is lying?
Jim Mattis: How?
Me: Her lips are moving.

by Sunblazer5 December 21, 2018