semen sapling

Another name for Bradford Pear trees, namely because of the aroma they emit during the summer. For some reason they produce the exact smell one would find at a gay orgy: hot, raw jizz. The smell can be so strong that one can smell it for miles at a time while driving with the windows down permitting discomfort and nausea.

I can't stand going outside because all I can smell are those cursed semen saplings!

by Servemaster June 27, 2008

slapping the captain

masturbating
(i.e. turning japanese, chucking custard, choking the chicken, wringing the meat, sliding the salami, exploding the chode, etc....)

Jack slapped his captain because Jane wouldn't fuck him.

by LaxG March 17, 2004

Shadow Snapping

Not being able to snap but pretending you can. This sometimes creates a muffled "snapping" sound, which is what the shadow refers to.

What are you doing?

I'm shadow snapping, yo!

by alksak August 4, 2010

Mass Snapping

The snapchat that your friend sends to their entire contact list in an obsessive attempt to break 1 million snap score.

You all know at least one person that does this.

you: Hey man, jen sent me the funniest snap yesterday of her dog
friends: I got it too
you: I thought we were tight, but that girl's just mass snapping us for snap score

by UnSwogger January 22, 2016

Slapping Ben Franklin

A euphemism meaning to masturbate.

I found some hot porn and was Slapping Ben Franklin all night.

by Barbecued Ribs April 30, 2010

Sticker Slapping

A form of graffiti art that involves slapping stickers everywhere. A method of spreading awareness of an agenda or brand. Stickers are often traded to expand distribution.

My crew is sticker slapping my message all over town.

by Free_Skateboard_Sticker September 28, 2013

Snapping A Deuce

Number 2; taking a shit

Sometimes relief means snapping a deuce!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010