Santa Steamer

Someone sitting on your lap while you evacuate your bowels.

Variations include Santa Steamer with a Present which is having sex with someone in your lap while you take a shit.

Last night after a huge Mexican dinner my wife gave me a Santa Steamer.

by core memory dump September 14, 2016

Gus Van Sant

Film director from Portland Oregon who makes cool movies about street kids and gay prostitutes and skateboarders. Usually there's an Elliott Smith song in the sound track.

Those dudes are weirder than a Gus Van Sant movie.

by boyfriend2.0 April 27, 2010

santa denier

Idiotic in-denial simpletons who desperately want to repudiate whom is clearly real.

You're a santa denier!? Let me guess, you think the parents deliver the presents??? You must be insane.

by squidb_ll December 4, 2020

holy-santa-claus-shit

a word used usually during the holidays, after opening an amazing present. Also was used in the movie StepBrothers.

holy-santa-claus-shit I got hulk hands for christmas!!!!

by macarron December 20, 2008

Santa

The fattest, oldest pimp this side of the north pole.

Santa has three hoes. Damn that's jolly.

by Skin-Nerd August 6, 2005

Santalian

A person who is a follower of the Santalianism religion. They worship Lord Santa Clause and all things Christmas. Candy canes are the highest religious symbol and must be displayed at the head of every workshop (or what Christians know as a church). When a Santalian dies, they believe that if they are good and get on the "list" they will be rewarded with an eternity in the North Pole- frolicking with the elves and Narwhals and drinking hot cocoa with Mrs. Clause will be a common occurrence. Abraham Lincoln will be there as well... yes he was a Santalian.

A Santalian will often be found wearing red, and will smell of evergreen trees and all things sweet.

by Santa Believer July 6, 2010

Santa Rosa Academy

The Shittiest School in all of Southern California. The only thing that's worst than the football team is the insomnia that comes with your crammed schedule. Its an absolute shit hole. All the rich preppy kids there all have depression. The only good thing there is the pep rallies and the 4 periods a day schedule. If you go there you will agree with all said or will be a Gay Adjacent and disagree with everything said above.

Bro#1: Bro did you here about Santa Rosa Academy?

Bro#2: No Bro, What?

Bro#1: Their Football Team went 3-8 last season
Bro#2: Damn bro, I think the browns had a better season than them.

by Yogi's higher than a kite February 13, 2019