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Santorini Schmidt

"Santorini Schmidt" verb, the act of having sex on a rooftop in Santorini, amongst the lovely scenery. However, the condom breaks, leading to a pregnancy scare. But not really caring, since your on spring break in Santorini with your boys.
While I was on spring break in Santorini, I had sex with a girl on the rooftop looking out at the lovely scenery. During my post sex cig, I almost lost my gerald when I realized the condom broke. However the more I thought about it the less I cared, I'm in Santorini with the boys. It will work itself out
That's a crazy Santorini Schmidt, man
by To ph August 14, 2015
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snoringpotato

SnoringPotato is a sweaty try hard on the call of duty series. HE IS A POTATO
Jimmy:SnoringPotato is so bad we'll his name has potato in it.
After that match...
Jimmy:WTF F*** S*** HIS SO SWEATY
by Daffy Duck October 5, 2015
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Saldoming

When you take a shit under the carpet and wrap it around your dick then jerk off to fortnite animated porn.
Bruh, I heard Josh was SALDOMING at his grandmas
by cotKruntch February 12, 2018
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alex-sandrine

A very sexy woman with rather large curves who has to deny potential lovers because everyone loves her. She is the thrill everyone seeks. Shoot your shot if you're 100% of making it ;)
Édouard: Hey, how are you doing?
Alex-Sandrine: My name is Alex -- Alex-Sandrine -- and you don't stand a chance.
by iiiiigiiiig January 17, 2021
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sanding the bat

Its a term that means to 'jack off' or to masturbate.
"hey Joey" "hi" "last night Tina sanded my bat for me." "TINA'S MY GIRL FRIEND YOU BASTARD!"
by Person May 13, 2005
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Snoring Mary

A vagina that snores, only at night
Is it normal to have a Snoring Mary?
by LydiaT May 30, 2011
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Sanding

To kiss a cardboard cutout/poster of a celebrity so much that the lips begin to wear off, looking as if someone has sanded them off.
"Did you see that poster of Megan Fox in Brandon's room? It looks like he's been sanding it!"
by Tukoy April 6, 2010
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