shit scamper

The awkward dance that you do on your way to the toilet, so you don't shit yourself.

I had to shit scamper out of meeting before I made a mess on the floor.

by TheJames333 March 19, 2016

Sapper

Official. A Soldier, Highly trained in Modern Combat Warfare capable of fighting as an Infantry Soldier, with the added responsibility of the disposal of Explosive Ordinance Devices (EOD), Minefield Laying/Clearance, Defensive Protection, Installing and Removing Bobby Traps, Removal of Improvised Explosive Devices (IED), Bridge Building, and Construction. They are deployed with and Special Operations, Peacekeeping, Civil Emergencies.

Unofficial. The dude who blows shit up, The dude at the front, The One that's got "Follow Me" on the back of his shirt, The dude you don't want to fuck with.

Follow The Sapper,
And on the 6 day God said, "they need someone to follow", So he made The SAPPER.

by Sapper Sid October 8, 2013

Samer's Mom

Samer's mom is a term for MILFs who like to take it in the rear. It grew from a need for a discrete way to discuss anal MILFs in public.

Did you know Mrs. Colton is Samer's mom?

by Emperor Nick July 19, 2009

sampler

An electronic musical instrument that plays back and records sounds so that they can be played using a keyboard or a sequencer. Not to be confused with a synthesizer or ROMpler

A sampler is never going to sound as good as the real instrument.

by SynthBaron November 28, 2003

Samera

Samera is a girl that everyone wishes they knew. She has an aura about her that entices everyone one. She typically looks very exotic and has the prettiest smile. Samera does not care about her looks and she does not care what other people think of her. Many people misjudge her at first but once they actually get to know her, she becomes the light of your life. Samera is a name originating in Islam and names she pairs well with as a companion are R's. Rahin, Rahil, Reyaz, Ryan, Ramin, Roshawn, Reza, etc.

I wish I had Samera in my life

I wish I never let Samera go

I want to get to know Samera
Samera is beautiful

by HappyHowHe467 February 24, 2019

SAMEER

Sameer is the a very nice name and the fun fact is every one named Sameer is Handsome, Sexy Based AF, Sameer is usually tall and have big cocks.

For eg, OMG! THAT BOY IS SO HANDSOME. PROBABLY HIS NAME IS SAMEER 😍

by Darth Vader 4 February 11, 2021

Simperial army

The Simperial army is one of the largest armies in the world, many people can join it without knowing such as when seeing a girl or boy and has an erection. The Simperial army is especially strong during the month of September or also known as No Simp September, one who breaks this rule is an elite soldier and experienced veteran from the Simp-wars and have seen a lot.

The Simperial army has been growing rather strong this month. I fear that many of our classmates are turning to the Simperial empire for help

by UVEWEVWVEQVHJDE October 1, 2020