sanitease

A person who only washes their hands in a public bathroom when other people are present with them.

A study shows that 80% of Americans do not wash their hands when they are alone in a public bathroom. They are known as saniteases.

by ChuckD April 23, 2006

salibed

the act of getting your paycheck totally screwed up because of the actions or non actions of an individual somewhat in control of your pay.

Man I didn't make enough money this week, I was constantly getting salibed!!

by colombiansausage February 6, 2017

saline solution

a song made by wilbur soot called saline solution from his album your city gave me asthma

person1: you heard that song saline solution?
person2: yeah its by wilbur right?
person1: yeah!

by sapph1re_ April 28, 2021

Ducky Salute

An alcohol-induced belch accompanied by a small amount of one's own vomit that is contained in the mouth and then swallowed.

I better lay off all this Zima. I feel another Ducky Salute coming on.

by Ducky Boys Prospect February 25, 2011

Morning Salute

A loud, powerful, blasting series of farts let in sequence immediately upon awakening from the nights sleep. It is recognized by a sharp crackling sound that emulates the 21 gun salute from an M1 Garand color guard and carries the odor of the nights meal. A real man lets this fart in front of his woman without a care of whether she hears this or not.

Honey, what in the world was that sound? I think I just lost part of my hearing as I awoke from a deep sleep, I thought we were being shot at.
That was my morning salute woman, get used to it you will be hearing it a lot around here.

by Goatoghillgary December 18, 2016

Swaggy Salute

A modernization on old traditions in which one taps the head fixes the tie and dusts the shoulders. It mixes old ways with the new in which younger generations can honor the past in a new innovative way.

"Donna look away were about to do the Swaggy Salute"

by Badjoplin January 27, 2021

Third Leg Salute

In military terms, a male erection. Usually used by veterans and serving members of the military to explain the tent in their camo pants.

I gave that lap dancer a third leg salute.

by DaErYn May 24, 2021