spidey massage

When you are getting a massage, and the therapist tickles your butthole, she often looks at your spider puff, and it looks back at her.

Yo motherfucker, I was at that place on mulberry last night and the kinky chinky started rubbing my popcorn, giving me a spidey massage. dude it was amazing, I blew my load immediately.

by Big Dick ry April 29, 2022

SideYak

An app that pretends to be Yik Yak, but is actually a shell of its former self, and everyone hates it. It's "Yik Yak" bought out by competitor SideChat. Nobody used their app because it sucks. So they had to pull a bait and switch and completely replace the app with SideChat. Then they made every iOS user update "Yik Yak" to replace it with Sidechat, like a hostage situation. Worst of all, they removed Android support and made the app require a .edu email address.

Tyler: Hey man you see that post on Yik Yak?
Brooks: Na bro, I deleted that bullshit. That's not Yik Yak, Yik Yak is dead. That's SideYak. Fuck SideYak.
Tyler: You're right. RIP Yik Yak.

by Reverofdnayada April 6, 2023

go spidey

When you catch sperm in your hand and shout "go spidey" as you throw the sperm in your partners face

I did a go spidey on my dad last night... I'm now homeless

by Cumg uzzler September 3, 2015

telephone sideye

telephone sideye is giving a sideye whilst on the telephone. when something is very shocking or surprising

“amber, thats a bombastic sideeye, telephone sideye 😒📞”

“leave me alone ayesha”

by ayesha ꨄ︎ August 31, 2023

Sairey

someone who is both physically attractive and has an AWESOME personality

usually characterized by long eyelashes and the ability to be a fantastic roommate

"I just had the most amazing conversation with this girl and she was so hot! Damn... what a sairey!"

by missmerengue October 30, 2011

Spidey Mythic

The act of making the spider-man hand motion and using it to finger another male in the anus.

Bro, Travis just Spidey Mythiced me in the hallway, he's got to stop doing that. I was about to moan.

by SkinnyPenes March 1, 2022

Spidey fucked

Run atop roofs and slide down drainpipes until you find a lady in undressed state, smash through the window, untether your cum pipe, and ram it up her jacksie. After cumming, yell "big thanks from your friendly neighbourhood Spiderman", before throwing your fat ass out of the window.

"Hello, police, come quick, I've just been Spidey fucked!"

by John Lidgley May 23, 2008