by OpticCartwheels June 29, 2017
A person with athletes foot
by Breasticle69 April 07, 2021
The social faux pas (similar to vpl on a lady) for a gentleman or Sloane Ranger to wear trousers which are two large resulting in creases and suspicious-looking cloth bulges in the groin area.
Sadly, however, the trousers which the Prime Minister wore to the Royal Wedding were too big; he was suffering from RCS, rumpled crotch syndrome, which afflicted the previous Tory prime minister.
by Gashed Ferret May 01, 2011
by einsteins jockstrap April 19, 2004
Something you call somebody when you want a grilled cheese and your friend's sister's friend makes it but you don't know her so you call her a Rumpled Dork Skin and you don't eat it
by DINKLESTEIN September 06, 2011
The social faux pas (similar to vpl on a lady) for a gentleman or Sloane Ranger to wear trousers which are two large resulting in creases and suspicious-looking cloth bulges in the groin area.
Sadly, however, the Prime Minister's trousers were too big; he was suffering from RCS, rumpled crotch syndrome, which afflicted the previous Tory prime minister.
From "The Guardian" (April 29th 2011)
From "The Guardian" (April 29th 2011)
by Gashed Ferret May 01, 2011
Front rumple is when you fart and it goes forward instead of to the side, and it makes that awkward flappity noise. It can happen to a guy or a girl, and it needed a name!
"Dude, i totally just farted and it front rumpled"
"Hahaha, i just front rumpled, hold your nose, it's a good one"
"Hahaha, i just front rumpled, hold your nose, it's a good one"
by Ms. Cutthroatt November 02, 2009