(Ruh-kus=Tooz-day)
The Tuesday of every week whereby participants are gathered to destroy the personal property of others in a humorous manner, inconvenience complete strangers, or execute needlessly elaborate pranks to confuse, destroy, or cause uncomfortable situations for all involved.
This Holiday was developed in the Spring of 2001 when Sir Thomas of Craven the Destroyer, and The Czar Mikhail of Mt. Shikkoluk set fire to the roads in their town.
The first activity of every meeting is to destroy all mailboxes available with ceremonial bat or explosive device. Afterwards rejoicing and more Rukkas takes place. Preparations are frowned upon.
Rule # 1 is never go back unless absolutely necessary, or the next day.
If Rukkas Tuesday is celebrated during a week when Bulk pickup is occuring, full advantage should be taken. If Bulk pickup occurs every week in your town, you have no excuse.
Other practices are encouraged but not limited to:
-Paint on cars
-Poop on cars
-Soccer games in restaurants
-Backyard lawn jobs
-Car slalom
Be sure to have your favorite CD of remixed video game or cartoon theme songs on hand.
When the bag pop and air.
The Tuesday of every week whereby participants are gathered to destroy the personal property of others in a humorous manner, inconvenience complete strangers, or execute needlessly elaborate pranks to confuse, destroy, or cause uncomfortable situations for all involved.
This Holiday was developed in the Spring of 2001 when Sir Thomas of Craven the Destroyer, and The Czar Mikhail of Mt. Shikkoluk set fire to the roads in their town.
The first activity of every meeting is to destroy all mailboxes available with ceremonial bat or explosive device. Afterwards rejoicing and more Rukkas takes place. Preparations are frowned upon.
Rule # 1 is never go back unless absolutely necessary, or the next day.
If Rukkas Tuesday is celebrated during a week when Bulk pickup is occuring, full advantage should be taken. If Bulk pickup occurs every week in your town, you have no excuse.
Other practices are encouraged but not limited to:
-Paint on cars
-Poop on cars
-Soccer games in restaurants
-Backyard lawn jobs
-Car slalom
Be sure to have your favorite CD of remixed video game or cartoon theme songs on hand.
When the bag pop and air.
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Rukshana is one of the sweetest and kindest person you will ever meet. Rukshana is one of the realest {bigga} anyone can ask for. This girl is an absolute mad lad when it comes to education. She will sauce up any math equation and will make any calc equation look like a silly goose. But fammmmm, if you are bad... she is your dad. Rukshana also likes to say sorry for no reason. She believes saying sorry enough times will help her defeat thanos. But c'est impossible. Rukshana also tends to state that she is failing at school when really she is schooling the professor. Rumour has it, she once failed an accounting 101 prof. That prof no longer has a job, wife or child or a home anymore. #savage. But all in all Rukshana is a sicker mans.
P.S. to all the Male Tamil accountants/lawyers/doctors: if you ever single and ready to mingle, hit Rukshana up fam. Like honestly what are you doing with your life right now? You can go find her watching some vijay movie at a theatre near you!
sorry
Rukshana is one of the sweetest and kindest person you will ever meet. Rukshana is one of the realest {bigga} anyone can ask for. This girl is an absolute mad lad when it comes to education. She will sauce up any math equation and will make any calc equation look like a silly goose. But fammmmm, if you are bad... she is your dad. Rukshana also likes to say sorry for no reason. She believes saying sorry enough times will help her defeat thanos. But c'est impossible. Rukshana also tends to state that she is failing at school when really she is schooling the professor. Rumour has it, she once failed an accounting 101 prof. That prof no longer has a job, wife or child or a home anymore. #savage. But all in all Rukshana is a sicker mans.
P.S. to all the Male Tamil accountants/lawyers/doctors: if you ever single and ready to mingle, hit Rukshana up fam. Like honestly what are you doing with your life right now? You can go find her watching some vijay movie at a theatre near you!
sorry
Tamil yute: Yo Rukshana, how are you doing?
Rukshana: I AM SOOO SORRY
Tamil yute: Wait what????????
Calc professor: Who knows how to compute this equation?
Rukshana: Your mom...
Calc professor:*gets kicked out of uni for being a dumbass*
Toronto wasteman: NYEAH AYE! you sayin u trynna link up at my crib aye
Rukshana: -___-
Toronto wasteman: Say can I get your digits shordy?
Rukshana: pi
Toronto wasteman: Pie?
Rukshana: 3.1415...........
*another Toronto wasteman has been played*
Rukshana: I AM SOOO SORRY
Tamil yute: Wait what????????
Calc professor: Who knows how to compute this equation?
Rukshana: Your mom...
Calc professor:*gets kicked out of uni for being a dumbass*
Toronto wasteman: NYEAH AYE! you sayin u trynna link up at my crib aye
Rukshana: -___-
Toronto wasteman: Say can I get your digits shordy?
Rukshana: pi
Toronto wasteman: Pie?
Rukshana: 3.1415...........
*another Toronto wasteman has been played*
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Who would win in a battle for Ichigo's love? Kuchiki Rukia or Inoue Orihime? The shinigami with the zanpakutou AND kido or the human with the fairy hairpins? your pick.
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