raboner

random boner - when with out warning your penis becomes erect usual as an inconvience

In school

student1-fuck dude i have a giant raboner
student2-ragen hi just cover it up with something maybe no1 will notice

by blah* August 4, 2008

Rubenesque

A woman that closely resembles Ruben Studdard, Afican-American Idol.

A Duncan Donuts server was fired today after she was found plucking goatee and placing them in the frosting. Needless to say the woman was exhibited very Rubenesque physical characteristics.

by Kieron J June 23, 2006

Rub one out, the wrong way

1 - To masterbate in the incorrect fashion

2 - To take ages when messing with yourself.

Petters : ' Alright wankerthon!!!'

Griffo : ' why do you call him wankerthon?'

Petters:' Cause he got taught to rub one out, the wrong way and he was at it for 2 hours '

by Timmy Gripshift August 14, 2010

rubenesque

The root "ruben" refers to Ruben Studdard, famous for winning American Idol despite being extremely fat.

Like "BBW", "on-the-heavy-side" and "big boned", rubenesque is yet another way to say "fat" while trying to remain polite.

I met this great girl online, but she turned out to be pretty rubenesque.

by Pragma1700 June 25, 2007

reboner

the fall of one erection after climax which then gives rise to another erection

Julba: "Hey Luke and Elliot, do you guys ever get done fucking your girlfriend, but still wanna have more sex?"

Luke: "Yeah dude, but the hardest part is getting a reboner, sometimes it takes like four minutes!"

Elliot: "I wanna put my reboner in a big bowl of puddin"

by Julbasaurus October 6, 2010

rubinelism

the worshipping of a person of modern time

Random guy:Damn, this guy is crazy I wish I was him.
Friend: dude, stop that rubinelism

by noway123 January 3, 2009

rubinetto del naso

An Italian stallion with a cock for a nose.

Mulletman, you look like a right rubinetto del naso.

by DrBoyo March 6, 2008