Shit Romney

A Politician with a knack for having their head up their ass.

When is ol' Romney going to stop acting like a Shit Romney?

by Mr. PARKIN February 6, 2020

Rich as Romney

A person or corporation that has amassed gravitational wealth.

Guy 1 - Why am I in a higher tax bracket than some people with mansions and yachts?
Guy 2 - You have to be rich as Romney to be in that low a tax bracket. Some people have gravitational wealth.

by Plongeur April 26, 2012

Romneyconomics

The shortsighted economic policies of the Romney/Ryan campaign that rely heavily on the ideas of Ayn Rand. Romneyconomics pushes the trickle-down economic theory that ends up widening the the gap between haves and have-nots because it does not account for greed and other externalities.

Tea Partier: I voted for Romney 4 years ago - my income hasn't risen but the cost of living has skyrocketed and my community is deteriorating.

Rational-but-bitter Progressive: How's that Romneyconomics plan working out for ya?

by tnunnster October 24, 2012

Mitt Romney

Mitt Romeny, aka "Mittens" is a pancake who is whatever his audience wants him to be. He has binders full of women, and doesn't give a shit about 47% of America. Mittens also believes that in "legitimate rape", it is impossible to get pregnant.

"You mentioned the Navy, for example, and that we have fewer ships than we did in 1916," Obama told Romney. "Well, Governor, we also have fewer horses and bayonets, because the nature of our military's changed."-Barack Obama verbally beating the shit out of Mitt Romney

by Mitty123 November 6, 2012

romney

To switch sexual preferences depending on who one is with. Named after Massachusetts governor and presidential candidate Mitt Romney, who was accused of "flip-flopping" on several key issues.

"I had heard Jane didn't do anal, but last night she totally Romneyed!"

"Jason told me last night he always places his partner's pleasure before his own, but based on past experiences I think he might just be Romneying."

by FGAndrew January 4, 2012

Romneyed

When your boss asks you do something that clearly indicates a complete lack of understanding or indifference in what it's like to be an average joe.

"I didn't get out of work till real late last night cause boss called to order food for him and his golf buddies after we already turned the fryers off! I got Romneyed man!"

by bsaucer October 26, 2012

Romanee

A state of mind in constant development and self formation. It's ideological structure is often complex and understood by few and varies from people to people.

Respectable progress has been made in your Romanee, good job.

by Goognhymer February 19, 2010