People do not have roles and, therefore, do not need to be modeled. Insults and anger don't somehow magically inflate my viewership. At least no more than "Work hard hustle culture rhetoric" inflates the viewership of these fucking work-salesmen infotainment guys. The Youtube algorithm mills that shit out almost exclusively. All manner of things "Could hypothetically cause abstract harm." But I could likely find an INVERSE CORRELATION between THIS and any hypothetical "Harm" being done. What constitutes abstract harm varies. The truth could be considered harmful situationally. Additionally, benign things could be conflated with "abstract harm" to justify canceling people. This has actually already happened on several occasions.

Hym "Hey, how many subscribers did you get after I referred to you? You know what? I don't actually care. I never claim to be a role model nor should I be required to be a good one to justify success. What makes you think I don't put thought into this? Just because it's not a fucking youtube video it somehow doesn't count? You bought a fucking camera. That's your 'higher quality of production.' The Joker is based on a hypothetical I wrote about Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson in response to the proposition that men were being kept in check by the threat of physical violence and I wrote some of the dialogue. I wrote quite a few joke for the highest rated season of Solar Opposites. And this is the framework for a dozen different shows, movies, and anime. But YOU want to talk to me about not focusing enough on the production value? Get the fuck out of here with that. Now... I'm debating whether or not to insult you... Hmm... No... No. I'll save it for next time. How about this? If the correlation between 'insults and anger' and views is higher than the correlation between fat cocks and success with women... I will grant YOU and only you 1 request. Anything you want."

Role Model by Hym Iam October 14, 2023

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Role Rapture

An overwhelming attraction to a fictional character, driven by the character’s captivating writing and the actor’s hotness. Symptoms include obsessive binge-watching, constant fantasizing, and a deep desire for intense, passionate encounters with the character.

“Since I started watching ‘Covert Affairs,’ I’ve been hit hard by Role Rapture. Augie is just too perfect, and I can’t get him out of my head!”

Role Rapture by ohnoplease June 19, 2024

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Role MOMdel

Role MOMdel (noun):
A mother who inspires, encourages, and uplifts other moms by leading with love, strength, authenticity, and grace. She isn't perfect, but she sets an example through her perseverance, compassion, and realness — reminding others that motherhood is a journey best traveled together.

You are such a role MOMdel I swear you do it all and without complaining. I can't wait to have kids so I can be a mom just like you.

Tina is my role MOMdel, she has her own business, doesn't use a nanny, helps with carpool and still has time to prepare dinner every night. I swear she is superwoman.

Role MOMdel by Kimbo36 April 27, 2025

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role model

very stinky singer, former rapper, and sometimes actor who refuses to shower. whitest white boy ever but makes some nice music. he's good at throwing ass with a tiny birkin.

he's also sabrina carpenter.
and harry styles.

Person 1: i love Role Model!!
Person 2: he stinks.
Person 1: it adds character.

role model by itsonlyrightt December 22, 2025

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