Mail route

When a girl has tattoos starting on her hip leading down.

If you don’t know where to go just follow her mail route to the box.

by Petro1 December 30, 2018

swag route

An alternate route in a Geometry Dash level that is usually short, makes the level HARDER instead of easier, and is very difficult to pull off. Is different from a secret way because a secret way usually makes the level free or easier, and can be quite long. Also a secret way is often mainly empty space while a swag route isn't.

I found a swag route in Deadlocked, click the second orb at the beginning super late and you can skip the first yellow jump pad.

by nlolhere July 14, 2021

dead phone routine

A person's excuse that they flaked out on an agreed-upon meeting or date with you because their phone was not working, not paid, or not charged. These excuses are often belied by the fact that a call to the user results in a normal dial tone, rather than going straight to voicemail.

The dead phone routine usually goes something like this:

1. "Sorry, I got stuck downtown and my phone died."
2. "Hey I just got my phone back up I had to pay it first."

by Moggraider April 29, 2014

Dirty Rogue

Going from anal sex to vaginal sex. Commonly attempted without consent in an underhanded, mischievous, or bastard like manner.

Some asshole tried to pull a Dirty Rogue on me last night, so I punched him in the taint.

by Dirty Rogue October 17, 2009

routermonkey

Routermonkey (noun)

A person who’s vocation centers on design and/or maintenance of internetworking infrastructure which generally consists of; data routers, switches and firewalls.

The routermonkey is typically very curious regarding “cause and affect relationships” (example – If I remove this route… what will break) they tend to be very clandestine by nature, usually only associating with the IT uber class. A routermonkey very rarely will speak to an actual “end user” as their social skills are poor. A routermonkey’s vocabulary consists of mostly acronyms and routinely attempt to explain binary to decimal conversion and the like, generally placing their audience into a hypnotic like state. If forced to explain details of network related tasks to a outsider – most routermonkey’s resort to drawing pictures using a program called “Visio”.

Routermonkey’s covet internetworking industry certifications such as:
CCNA (Cisco Certified Network Associate)
CCNP (Cisco Certified Network Professional)
And the routermonkey holly grail being CCIE (Cisco Certified Internetwork Expert)

IT Manager, Q: "why is the network so slow? Did you make any changes today"

Routermonkey, A: "It depends on what you mean by chages??"

by Barney Gaumer August 24, 2007

Rogue Buffalo

The unattractive girl at a strip club that is dancing on stage not getting any money put down for her that comes over and steals the money that has been laid out for much better quality stripper.

Clint: Lets go put some money down for that hot girl
Nick: OK, but we have to keep an eye on that rogue buffalo to make sure she doesn't come steal our money.

by nm99 October 23, 2011

New Jersey Paper Route

A New Jersey Paper Route occurs when an intoxicated person proceeds to vomit and/or defecate on his neighbors' front porches and/or driveways while attempting to walk back to his/her house.

After a night of heavy drinking and pounding techno music, Salvatore made the mistake of stopping by Tony's Diner for a meatball sub. The greasy meal combined with his already drunken state caused him to vomit on one neighbor's driveway, and have a violent bowel movement on another neighbor's front porch. When he finally made it to his front door, Salvatore could only grimace at the repurcussions his New Jersey Paper Route would usher in the following day.

by Poor Woobie March 11, 2008