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Diva Roach

A real diva roach is defined both by an obsession with superficiality and themselves (i.e. diva); and generally being a disgusting insect who just won't die (i.e. roach). The term is thus a profound insult reserved only for the most vile of rat cowards or reversals in evolution.

etymology: early 21st century, from diva + roach
Amir Valerie Blumenfeld: I've been acting like a real... a real diva roach for the past seven... eight years.

Jacob Penn Cooper Hurwitz: Don't you think at that point it's not acting like anything, you just are a diva roach? Like some sort of reverse evolution?
by MAV28 April 23, 2014
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Hobbit rancher

Hobbit rancher : an Amish dude trying to Hurd six kids without shoes at Walmart. "They dress like hobbits, kids got dirty feet like hobbits , parents HOBBIT RANCHERS .
Damn that's one of the best Hobbit Ranchers I've even seen!!!
by Hobbit rancher July 20, 2017
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Al Qaeda Roaches

A trained squad of roaches with one goal: get into people and reproduce until they over power the human and blow up.
Damn them mf Al Qaeda Roaches are actually assitry
by Joe Biden's Stool Sample January 12, 2019
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The Caleb Finn Roach

The Caleb Finn Roach is the most rare species of Cockroaches. It is found in Melbourne Australia. The only other place you would find one would be online.
The Caleb Finn Roach is the most fun to find.
by AnImAl.scientist December 8, 2019
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Roach Joint

A joint that is comprised of the roaches of other joints. Makes for superb smokage. The roach that comes from the "roach joint" itself is a "grandfather roach", a bit of weed that has somehow survived two joints. Hence, a "grandfather joint" is in turn a joint rolled, comprised of grandfather roaches, and just a delight to smoke with your buddies.
Stonerman 1: We're fucking out of weed?!?

Stonerman 2: Well we still got those roaches.

Stonerman 1: Well shit...

(10 minutes later)

Stonerman 1: Let's roll a roach joint!
by pureglaucoma March 19, 2011
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TOC roach

Used to describe the individuals whose sole purpose is to maintain the TOC (Tactical Operations Center). This is not strictly limited to non-combat arms personel, as infantrymen can also be assigned TOC duty. TOC roaches very closely resemble a Fobbit. The TOC roaches most excrutiating efforts in combat are going to the gym, having carpal tunnel, dry eyes and cauliflower ear (from listening to the radio)
Soldier 1- "Did you see the new T.V. in the TOC?"
Soldier 2- "yeah i bet those TOC Roaches are loving it!"
by Justin Lessard October 7, 2007
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Lakewood Ranch High School

Where it is more than common that students get fucked up on drugs and other shit, constantly. You can't see the original concret because of all the dip spit and gum on the ground. Generally filled with gangsters and rednecks. There is literally no trouble in finding the drugs you want.
by Yourniiig March 10, 2011
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