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The emo death fall ritual

The act of standing over a dick, spreading your legs, and commiting suicide, therefore falling onto the dick and having your corpse be penetrated and bringing joy to the other person as they cry when using your corpse to pleasure themselves. After they are finished they throw the body into a nearby dumpster, set it on fire, and roll it down a hill while shoving a raw fish up their ass.

This ritual was apparently invented when Columbus discovered America, and found several drawings for instructions.

The ritual is believed to cure the disease of being necrophilic and emo, but so far it has only been a 3% chance.
Her: "I don't wanna live anymore I miss my daddy but I'm also horny :^("
Him: "Let's perform the emo death fall ritual"
Her: "k but I really miss my daddy"
Him: "I honestly don't care and neither does anybody else"
Her: "I want to do it now"
Him: "Fantastic"
by Gizrik October 3, 2016
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Satanic Ritual Abuse (SRA)

Satanic ritual abuse is a severe form of abuse by Satanists. The abuse can be of different terrible types.
There is a 1992 FBI Cult Watch report on Satanic Ritual Abuse (SRA).
by ScienceBurt February 2, 2020
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The firefly nigger musical ritual

When you are fucking your bitch and you summon ten million big black guys to cum in her ass as she fell asleep as you sing “you would not believe your eyes if ten million big black guys came in your ass as you fell asleep”
Person1: I did the firefly nigger musical ritual with my girlfriend last night

Person2: Bro wtf
by Im_reeeeee May 28, 2021
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african ritual

when the man sits in a meditation position, legs crossed, under the girl and eats her out while she takes a poop on his face
I did the african ritual with my girlfriend and it took for ever to clean up
by eatyouout May 21, 2011
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Herb Ritual

Where the person eats an Herb, and is now an Herb Brother/Herb Sister.
Herb Brother: I partook in the Herb Ritual.
by herb_brother4 August 24, 2016
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Indian Jerk Ritual

When six or more guys sit in a circle around a 1 girl and pound on their legs like a drum as the girl jerks their dicks off
Hey Ashley I'm hanging with my friends on Saturday and I was wondering if you wanted to perform an Indian Jerk Ritual
by sploogele October 11, 2016
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ape mating ritual

Usually a frightening Social Studies teacher's way of referring to a couple showing PDA.
Aaron this better not be a weird ape mating ritual.
by snoutwash69 November 24, 2015
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