The act of standing over a dick, spreading your legs, and commiting suicide, therefore falling onto the dick and having your corpse be penetrated and bringing joy to the other person as they cry when using your corpse to pleasure themselves. After they are finished they throw the body into a nearby dumpster, set it on fire, and roll it down a hill while shoving a raw fish up their ass.
This ritual was apparently invented when Columbus discovered America, and found several drawings for instructions.
The ritual is believed to cure the disease of being necrophilic and emo, but so far it has only been a 3% chance.
This ritual was apparently invented when Columbus discovered America, and found several drawings for instructions.
The ritual is believed to cure the disease of being necrophilic and emo, but so far it has only been a 3% chance.
Her: "I don't wanna live anymore I miss my daddy but I'm also horny :^("
Him: "Let's perform the emo death fall ritual"
Her: "k but I really miss my daddy"
Him: "I honestly don't care and neither does anybody else"
Her: "I want to do it now"
Him: "Fantastic"
Him: "Let's perform the emo death fall ritual"
Her: "k but I really miss my daddy"
Him: "I honestly don't care and neither does anybody else"
Her: "I want to do it now"
Him: "Fantastic"
by Gizrik October 3, 2016

Satanic ritual abuse is a severe form of abuse by Satanists. The abuse can be of different terrible types.
by ScienceBurt February 2, 2020

When you are fucking your bitch and you summon ten million big black guys to cum in her ass as she fell asleep as you sing “you would not believe your eyes if ten million big black guys came in your ass as you fell asleep”
by Im_reeeeee May 28, 2021

Refers to da IRS's yearly tradition of making people shell out "ungodly" portions of their hard-earned cash for questionable purposes.
I'm on SSI and Food Stamps, which does indeed mean living very frugally, but at least I don't hafta participate in any paygan rituals!
by QuacksO October 21, 2021

The depression and sadness/abstinence you feel after being at a ghost concert/ritual
Also know as post-papa depression.
Also know as post-papa depression.
by Papa Nihil fan May 25, 2025

A week at some fraternities where the pledge class must learn the information on the house they are pledging. Some houses have more than one week they do this throughout the semester of pledgeship. The pledges are usually hazed a little and they learn the house rituals. AKA "R-Week" or "R#" (# is whatever ritual week it is.)
Ritual Week:
Pledge 1: Did you learn the full names of the house founders and all that other shit yet for R2 tonight?
Pledge 2: No not yet
Pledge 1: Your so fucked dude, i've been studying all week and didn't have all the info memorized til today.
Pledge 1: Did you learn the full names of the house founders and all that other shit yet for R2 tonight?
Pledge 2: No not yet
Pledge 1: Your so fucked dude, i've been studying all week and didn't have all the info memorized til today.
by RWeek November 26, 2011

Every once in a while friends will get togther and throw leaves at eachother to celebrate their friendship!!
by T1dd13s November 6, 2020
