a message you spent the whole day thinking about how you're going to type it then you can't get yourself to press send. after you press send you feel the urge to smash your phone or shoot yourself.
by vapegod420 June 29, 2015
Get the risky text mug.Australian slang for an RSL - a Returned Soldiers League club. this is a place where people meet for cheap meals, drinks, entertainment, and to (unfortunately) play the Pokies. also known as an Ari.
by periwinkle January 10, 2005
Get the Rissole mug.The femine counterpart of a Danger wank.
It is a form of masturbating, but in such a way that you are very likely to get caught, Increasing the thrill by trying to finish flicking ones bean before you are caught.It must be done whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your Mother,father, priest, nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael or Germaine Greere
Can be categorised as an extreme form of masturbating
It is a form of masturbating, but in such a way that you are very likely to get caught, Increasing the thrill by trying to finish flicking ones bean before you are caught.It must be done whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your Mother,father, priest, nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael or Germaine Greere
Can be categorised as an extreme form of masturbating
I was watching sex and the city and doing other girlish thigs like painting my nails,gossiping to my pillow friends and organising my shoe collection by colour, order of preference and smell. I started to get a bit horny doing this and i started thinking of that absoulute ride off the telly, Terry Wogan and how I would love to be spit roasted by him and Parky. I started to touch my self in waht my german teacher calls die frau garten. I called down to my dad to ask him to come up to me, to have a bit of a risky flick and climax before he got here.
by ggb1987 February 4, 2009
Get the Risky Flick mug.Sorta like "I dare you" but you can't back down from it. ever. Once stated it the objective MUST be completed without hesistancy.
Although, once completed you are safe for the next time someone calls "Risky Rat" on you.
Also, if in a limb breaking situation it may not be comepleted dependant on the size of the balls of the person to complete said mission.
Another condition is, if you are walking past someone and somebody says "risky rat" the person it is said to will have to do something to the people walking past.. anything goes.
Although, once completed you are safe for the next time someone calls "Risky Rat" on you.
Also, if in a limb breaking situation it may not be comepleted dependant on the size of the balls of the person to complete said mission.
Another condition is, if you are walking past someone and somebody says "risky rat" the person it is said to will have to do something to the people walking past.. anything goes.
Guy 1: "Theres a massive shit in the middle of the road"
Guy 2: "Dare you to throw it at a house"
Guy 1: "Nah screw you"
Guy 2: "RISKY RAT"
Guy 1: "Up yours...."
*Guy 1 proceeds to pick up the dookie and throw it at a house"
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Guy 1: "Dare you to jump ontop of an oncoming car"
Guy 2: "No thanks"
Guy 1: "RISKY RAT"
Guy 2: "It's too dangerous!!!"
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Guy 1: "Look at those nerds..."
Guy 2: "RISKY RAT"
Guy 1: "AHAH I DID IT LAST TIME"
Guy 2: "Shit"
Guy 2: "Dare you to throw it at a house"
Guy 1: "Nah screw you"
Guy 2: "RISKY RAT"
Guy 1: "Up yours...."
*Guy 1 proceeds to pick up the dookie and throw it at a house"
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Guy 1: "Dare you to jump ontop of an oncoming car"
Guy 2: "No thanks"
Guy 1: "RISKY RAT"
Guy 2: "It's too dangerous!!!"
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Guy 1: "Look at those nerds..."
Guy 2: "RISKY RAT"
Guy 1: "AHAH I DID IT LAST TIME"
Guy 2: "Shit"
by Naynae&Cloister- December 10, 2009
Get the Risky Rat mug.The act of going commando to a Mexican restaurant and ordering spicy food. The risk being that when and if you poop yourself, you will have no buffer of protection for your pants.
Last wednesday day I pulled a risky ramirez down at Pancheros.
Matt's failed attempt at a risky ramirez left him soiled and embarrased as he ran out of Del Taco.
Matt's failed attempt at a risky ramirez left him soiled and embarrased as he ran out of Del Taco.
by michfoot2011 February 28, 2011
Get the Risky Ramirez mug.The paintings of Leonardo Da Vinci is risty and well-defined
by Markus Nathan Smith June 7, 2021
Get the Risty mug.A food made from mashed potato and minced meat, rolled into a ball with breadcrumbs on and deep fried.
Available from any chippy in South Wales, but largely unknown elsewhere.
Available from any chippy in South Wales, but largely unknown elsewhere.
by Tom Long December 21, 2007
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