Retard Unit 

Imperial units, the unit system many Americans still rely on, even though its retarded.

Inch, foot, mile, ounce, pint, gallon, pound, and imperial ton are retard units.

Retard Unit by vektorweg June 5, 2017

L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r 

It should come as no surprise to anyone that knows and/or has to work with The N.i.g.g.e.r L.a.r.r.y M.a.j.o.r in O.m.a.h.a that he has extreme issues with his behavior, mannerisms, personality, hygiene, etc. This retarded nigger is living proof that this condition is genetic. His defective genes have been passed on, resulting in his retarded offspring. Condolences go to the unfortunate child, but not to this prime example of a subnormal specimen that never should have been allowed to procreate in the first place.

The gene pool for L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r should have been severed prior to his creation. Society is continually plagued with this sick, alcoholic piece of shit. A prime example of procreation out of ignorance.

L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r by papaboy March 1, 2013

Retard Units 

Retard Units is an unofficial synonym for "imperial measurements". As the rest of the world use metrics, the internet culture started mocking the medieval traditions of the Americans, and how little sense the usage of imperials pose compared to metrics.

Space begins 100 kilometers from the earth, that's 62,14 miles in Retard Units.

Retard Units by Alseimik March 5, 2018

Retard Unit 

What normal people usually call the imperial system.

Normal person: It's 32 degrees Celsius outside or 90 retard units.

Retard murican: It's 90 degrees.

Normal person at the gym: 70 kg
Retard murican gym nolife: Yo I just benched 154 lb. Do you even lift bro?

#murican retard #imperial system #metric system

Retard Unit by watchoutch January 24, 2017

ok retard 

A phrase used to jokingly disregard a statement made by someone. Usually said on the internet, and can be used against anything. even no u

Guy 1: Dude, The Walking Dead is way better than Breaking Bad

Guy 2: ok retard

ok retard by Slicky Willy Clinton May 8, 2018

based retard 

Someone so retarded that they create a humorous or good situation purely on accident.

Tom: Bob drove drunk and ended up slamming into that shitty modern art statue.
Bill: Based retard.

based retard by SloppyPartyBottom November 3, 2018

Moist Regards 

Moist Regards is a more personal way of saying "Warm Regards" with sexual under tones.

The term is typically exchanged only between close friends.

While there is an obvious sexual nature in typing "Moist Regards", this does not mean you have an attraction to the recipient of your message, sexual or otherwise . It is used as an endearing phrase with someone you are very comfortable with. Moist Regards is similar to other non-literal terms such as "slay", "I'm dead", or "I'm weak".

Could be taken out of context as inappropriate in a professional setting.

At the end of an email to a close friend or co-worker that won't report you to HR.

"... If you have any questions please reach out.

Moist Regards,

-Your Name"

Moist Regards by Octobottom March 28, 2022