Ragging

Term for wiping one's arse

After finding out I had diarrhea I was ragging all day but it just wouldn't come off.

by Rag-gangsta September 10, 2010

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Rehanging Parliament (UK)

When a male adjusts his genitalia after his "member" (penis) slides out of his underwear through the gusset (briefs) or leg holes (boxer shorts)

Terminology

Hanging left :

. Voting New Labour
. Voting Labour
. Voting Miliband/The current leader of the Labour party

In the middle (inside the underwear)

. Parliament is in session
. The Liberal Democrats/ Lib-Dems are keeping the peace

. Clegg/leader of the Lib-Dems is in the office
. Parliament is organised

Hanging Right a.k.a:

. Voting Conservative

. Voting Tory
. Voting Cameron/The current leader of the Tory party

When the member/penis has been reinserted comfortably into the underwear/gusset of the underwear / the situation has been resolved:

. The ballots have counted
. The lib-dems/minority party have spoken
. Parliament is in session

A husband and wife are at home watching a movie when the husband fidgits, the wife notices the husband adjusting himself.

Wife: What are you doing?

husband: Rehanging parliament

Wife: What?

husband: I should be voting lib-dem, not labour

- Rehanging Parliament (uk)

by Mad_Jack January 2, 2011

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ragging

Having sex with.

I'm ragging this girl at late.

by Gathe November 27, 2002

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ragging

n, to have sex with
usually referring to females

1: "How old's the new mrs?"
2: "15"
1: "Bit young, isn't it?"
2: "S'alright, just means I can't rag her yet"

and/or

1: "Oi, wanker. I'm ragging your mrs."

by bear99 May 4, 2008

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