High Tech Red Neck

Someone who has a rifle rack mounted across the front of hiz monitor.

bubba: dat 30-30 iz blockin da view of dat fine brood sow ya got dare.
htrn: oh, so ya like mah wallpaper, eh?

by daDebil January 16, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who calls hiz geneology software hiz "Lil Black Book".

bubba: d00d, yr family tree ain't got no branchez!
htrn: yeah, nothin ta break yr fall when i push ya out of it!

by daDebil January 16, 2004

Red Neck Redemption

It derived from the awsome game red dead redemption
when MACHINAMA released a trailer for cabelas dangerous hunts 2011 the comments section of the video was spammed by what gamers think the title should be
Red Neck Redemption

phil: i just got cabelas dangerous hunts 2011
dave: lololololollolol
phil: wha?
dave: you dont even know the title of ur own game its called red neck redemption u fail at life phil
phil: saaad faace

by derpyd000 December 19, 2010

red neck moment

A moment in which ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise rational and logical Caucasian male.

Nick: Jesus BJ what happended to your eye?

BJ: I got in a fight with my cousin at the family reunion.

Victor: What did you you do, kiss her?

BJ: No, I kissed her mother.

Brian:Dawm! Now thats a Red neck Moment right there.

by CHS_NickB, BjW, BrianB, Victor January 5, 2011

red neck dildo

using a rusty trailor hitch, preferably from the 70's or 80's to pleasure your self analy or vaginaly

I was horny so I went outside and pleasured myself on my uncles pick up truck red neck dildo style "Floppy J"

by Floppy J October 13, 2010

Red Neck

Generally a white male from Alabama. Enjoys insulting people of an apparent lower intelligence when they themselves have managed to pull off many dumb stunts in the past that should have killed them. These activities include things like drifting and making video tapes of themselves driving cars that were cool in the seventies. Due to the rednecks ability to fuck like monkeys, most scientist outside of Alabama believe the redneck will soon become the majority in America. Rednecks have been spotted as high up as Washington State. Although the population generally wont take kind to them and drive them out of the state many states have reported a redneck problem.

God this car is sick, mint condition from '75 and she drives like a dream" "i swear to god man if you weren't already fucking your car you'd be fucking your sister you god damn Red Neck.

by billy micheals. January 10, 2011

red neck weather station

erect nipples on a female, usually in a t-shirt and no bra
indicating that it's cold or she's ready to mate

guys at a bar: man it must be cold the red neck weather station is on!

by cheaptrickrick December 13, 2009