red dragon blumpkin

A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked while taking a shit and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time

I'm going to give you a red dragon blumpkin

by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021

red dragon blumpkin

A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked while taking a shit and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time

I'm going to give you a red dragon blumpkin

by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021

The Red Dragon

The burn you feel around your asshole after eating spicy food and shitting it out.

"The Red Dragon strikes again"

by Avitong December 3, 2023

Red Dragon

When your significant other misfires a romantic text and picture to you that was clearly meant for his mistress.

Jeff pulled a Red Dragon when he sent me that text and picture meant for his “other” girlfriend.

by Gigi Seagapo January 8, 2019

Red Eyes B. Dragon

The best card in Duel Monsters EVER!! :D

Me: I play Red Eyes B. Dragon!
Enemy: AAAAAH NO IM SO DED AAAH

by Lavender is beast February 11, 2019

Red dragon

When a male and menstruating female have finished engaging in intercourse, the male then pulls his erect penis still covered in blood to the side and then proceeds to slap the females’ cheek, leaving the mark in the shape of what appears to look like a dragon.

-“What’s that mark on your face?”
-“Oh, I just got a red dragon last night. No big deal.”

by NoneYoBiz789 September 19, 2022

Red Dragon

When your girl gives you a blow job, bites down really hard, and makes you dick turn red.

My girl got so mad at me she gave me a red dragon.

by Nandiana December 30, 2021