saints reckoning

when a bunch of priests commits an unholy act with a prostitute while smaking her on the brests with the bible

And the lord said: smack thy tit till the everlasting juice commith from thy snake and i shall give you the title saints reckoning
The Day someone uses a Saints reckoning, is the day the world dies

by jim bob ray April 10, 2007

Five-Finger Reckoning

When counting from one to five does not give you the results you want... the five fingers turn into a fist, that is then shoved up the ass, to the elbow.

Jason: I’ll get off Facebook in a minute

Adrienne: One
Jason: Give me just a...

Adrienne: Two, three, four...
Jason: Damn it woman...
Adrienne: Five... Trigger pulled... Five-Finger Reckoning... time to feel my elbow.

by Adrienne Adele October 14, 2019

reckonmendation

A recommendation which starts with the words "I reckon you should..."

I reckon you should stfu thetron

by Redback August 12, 2003

Wreckonize

To take something that is in working order and cause it to no longer function. Usually the result of incompetence.

Ty's dad: What happened to my binoculars? Why is this one side fuzzy?
Ty: I wreckonized em'

by The Duke of Rum January 8, 2008

Recognize a Nigga Day

You recognize one or multiple niggas and what they’ve done to be special. This could be the nigga who made fried chicken. Or the nigga who won your home town a ship. It’s also acceptable to acknowledge half niggas like Oreos or burnt orange chicken.

Definition: To acknowledge a good nigga on Recognize a Nigga Day

I’m recognizing that nigga who made chicken nuggets. These nuggets are pretty damn good.

I want to acknowledge that Nigga Debrickeshaw Ferguson for being really good at football.

I nominate Shaun King as my recognize a Nigga.... Sorry larry, Shaun is not a Nigga in any way shape or form so your nomination is invalid and you’re a fucktard.

by Chungus6969 September 25, 2020

treash reckoning phase

Hitting that golden age of 23, you and your subpar friend group from bumcum Alabama think you deserve private yacht parties with NBA players. Your life purpose becomes using cardi-b lyrics to articulate your lifestyle, one-upping your shitty friend group by flexing your ex-frat boyfriends' jobs, money, relationship, etc. This event is more annoying for most men due to fat girls' standards being high for the only sake of them appearing as a "bad bi*ch," and your girlfriend flipping a switch and pressuring you to buy a house/propose to her because ice spice's song said she's a "queen." Is it alcohol? Is it being homeless after college didn't make you a millionaire? Who knows, but most girls seem to flip the switch at around 22-24 years old. If you have a girl who hasn't, keep her at all costs.

My girlfriend's friend group must be going through the "treash reckoning phase", her ugly friends keep calling me a "5 figure ni**a" and telling me to get a better car because my girl deserves "better."

by Literate Stud February 16, 2023

rekonize

to notice something obvious

Frank L reconize bitch, i'll kick ur ass!

by frank l October 25, 2004