Trascendental Reader 34

1. Name used by the best DBH debater in existence who could easily destroy Seth in his prime in a 1vs1 debate. Literally won a debate without a premise.
2. Used to refer to someone who is hated by everyone

Debater 1:Hey you did a Trascendental Reader 34 LMFAO
Debater 2:Well, I am the best.

Debater 3:Prove that.
Debater 2:STFU Trascendental Reader 34.

by First Shadow June 21, 2021

Reader's Digest Syndrome

(n) - The tingly, prickly, and sometimes debilitating feeling in the legs after a long toilet session. Most commonly resulting from sitting there too long to finish a column or story in the bathroom companion. Originally resulting from its namesake magazine, Reader's Digest Syndrome or RDS can result from any lengthy toilet/reading session of any material.

I took the magazine to the crapper so I could read a quick article while I drop the kids off at the pool. I ended up reading a 5 page article about some dude falling off a cliff even though I was blessed with a one wipe wonder. I tried to stand up but I had a serious case of RDS (Reader's Digest Syndrome) and my legs gave out. I ended up blacking out when I hit my head on the toilet. The janitor found me 2 hours later with pants around my ankles. I think he took my magazine...

by Douglasazo January 12, 2006

Reiden

Every school's golden boy. Literally the hottest, coolest guy at school but doesn't know it. Every guy wants to be friends with him and every girl wants to be more than friends than him. He's usually athletic, funny, and super dreamy. If you have the luck of dating a Reiden don't let him go, he's a one of a kind.

Girl: Who's that guy

Girl's Boyfriend: That's my homie Reiden

Girl: I think we should break up

Girl's Ex Boyfriend: Reiden stole my girl again

by 5lYHpJ June 28, 2018

reader-insert

A story in which the reader is the main character

Reader-inserts sometimes help aspiring authors get their ideas flowing on what make stories interesting.

by ThisRandomFuckedUpLife September 13, 2015

Reading Off The Pubes

When a girl is "Reading Off The Pubes", she is sucking on your dick, while simultaneously texting on one of those QWERTY keyboard cell phones. This gives the initial impression that the girl is Reading your pubes like a book.

Although there is some speculation because from the man's point of view, it simply looks like she is, in fact, texting. But the term merely mocks what the girl doing, because texting on a cell phone while giving a blow job is just plain slutty.

Man: Oh god, my girlfriend was sucking my dick, and I look down, and she's reading off the pubes! fucking bitch

Jessica: watchu up 2 tonite?
Veronica: Aw same old shit, just reading off the pubes right now though

by kliider August 29, 2008

Reading FC

Football Club formed in 1871, playing at different locations until 1896 when they moved to Elm Park.

Moved to the Madejski Stadium in 1998.

Playing in the Premiership for the first time in their history and are lightly to win the whole thing then take Europe next season.

Super Reading,
Super Reading FC,
We are by far the Greatest team,
The world has ever seen.

by VancouverDrew August 23, 2006

Readers Digest Version

The abbreviated version of a story, experience, or work-related issue.

Matt... come on, I don't want a play-by-play of your date last night, give me the Readers Digest Version: did you hook up or not?

by blockpass270 August 20, 2008