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raffle lamp

When someone is very happy about something.
looks like you won a raffle lamp
did you win a lamp in a raffle ?
by ivymayLouise June 18, 2008
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Raffleitis

Raffleitis
I think I have Raffleitis, I've just spent £600. and all I won was a visit to an owl sanctuary for 3 people.
by Jay_ward123 May 14, 2016
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Raffle hostage

When large popular and more expensive items are held until the very end of an event to keep people’s interest.
I would love to come over, but right now I’m being held raffle hostage at a charity event.
by Crossbustr February 1, 2020
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ruffled pumpkin cream pie

When you’re having sexual intercourse with a basic white girl sporting Ugg’s in august and she is deepthroating a pumpkin spice latte and as she cums she screams “hobby lobby!”
I was with heather the other night..givin her the ol ruffled pumpkin cream pie…and when it was over she called her mom and then tweeted about it..basic
by Saineone711 September 17, 2021
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on the raffle

To get something on the raffle means to get something started, to begin something it is essentially as getting something on the go
where's those fosters? get those cans on the raffle ......i'm starving let's get some pasta on the raffle
by gecko_2010 October 25, 2010
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Lord Mayor's Ruffle

To grab ones breasts with such vigour and tenacity that you either get accosted or make her very horny.
I am going to Lord Mayor's Ruffle that #16
by Devvo wannabe April 10, 2015
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Ruffleupagus

Ruhf-fuhl-uhf-uh-guhs
-Noun
A woman (ranging in size from thick to unusually large) who is wearing a ruffled shirt or dress to conceal any rolls, flab, or muffin top action she may have going on. Not necessarily ugly, the Ruffleupagus is often mislabeled as "The D.U.F.F." This beast is far more dangerous than the "Grenade" due to her unrelenting and smothering "friendliness". Males often find they will NOT get a word in with the other more attractive members of her herd because she just. won't. go. away. The Ruffleupagus will generally pout and/or over-indulge in alcohol if she feels threatened, ignored, or disrespected, thereby causing a tremendous scene which will inevetably destroy the rest of everyone's evening. The Ruffleupagus can be overcome via cunning tactics or well-rehearsed teamwork, or by the intervention of a seasoned Ruffleupagus hunter. (some guys like the taste of Ruffleupagus meat. Blaargh.)

Side note: A group of such women, should they choose to congregate, he referred to as a faggle, at which point they are referred to as "Ruffalo".
Last night at the bar, these three hotties rolled in with a huge Ruffleupagus. We identified her easily because of her husky build and the ruffled black shirt she wore in an effort to fool us into thinking she was on par with the rest of the group.... like we couldn't tell she was too havy for the ride, lollollollollol.
by FiFTy FooT FoX April 24, 2011
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